In light of the Mazda Association Zone and new Nissan Performance Zone, I demand the following 'Zones' under the 'if I make one I have to make them all' clause of humanity:
1. "Acura RL Speed Zone". Obviously to discuss the fastest front-wheel drive 3.5L Acura on the market.
2. "3.1-liter Car Zone". How many Century fans really are there?
3. "Chevrolet Astro Zone". Meant for discussing the question on everyone's mind: has there been a Chevrolet Astro produced in the last three years? Can also be called the GMC Safari zone.
4. "Chevrolet Monte Carlo LS Zone". Let's be honest with each other, the Monte Carlo kicks all of our asses. Particularly the LS model, with a standard cassette radio. Yaay!
5. "Dodge Durango 3.7 Zone". The Dodge Durango 3.7 is the slowest SUV ever sold here. Let's celebrate it with a Zone.
6. "GMC Envoy XUV Zone". Discussion question: Will anyone ever buy one? (and if so, who? And why?)
7. "Isuzu Axiom Zone". $28500 and ABS isn't even optional. Totally zone-worthy.
8. "Jaguar X-Type Zone". Celebrate the worst British car ever with a Zone.
9. "41bhp per liter Zone". The Chevrolet S-10 wins at least one category.
10. "2004 Oldsmobile Zone". A zone because crap never looked so damn good.
And of course...
11. "The General Motors 3800 Zone". Though it's not as widely used as it once was (
), you can still find it in your favourite Zone-worthy models:
- Buick LeSabre
- Buick Park Avenue
- Buick Park Avenue (supercharged)
- Buick Regal
- Buick Regal (supercharged)
- Chevrolet Impala
- Chevrolet Impala (supercharged)
- Chevrolet Monte Carlo
- Chevrolet Monte Carlo (supercharged)
- Pontiac Bonneville
- Pontiac Grand Prix
- Pontiac Grand Prix (supercharged)
I'm certain you'll give those Zones their worthy consideration.
1. "Acura RL Speed Zone". Obviously to discuss the fastest front-wheel drive 3.5L Acura on the market.
2. "3.1-liter Car Zone". How many Century fans really are there?
3. "Chevrolet Astro Zone". Meant for discussing the question on everyone's mind: has there been a Chevrolet Astro produced in the last three years? Can also be called the GMC Safari zone.
4. "Chevrolet Monte Carlo LS Zone". Let's be honest with each other, the Monte Carlo kicks all of our asses. Particularly the LS model, with a standard cassette radio. Yaay!
5. "Dodge Durango 3.7 Zone". The Dodge Durango 3.7 is the slowest SUV ever sold here. Let's celebrate it with a Zone.
6. "GMC Envoy XUV Zone". Discussion question: Will anyone ever buy one? (and if so, who? And why?)
7. "Isuzu Axiom Zone". $28500 and ABS isn't even optional. Totally zone-worthy.
8. "Jaguar X-Type Zone". Celebrate the worst British car ever with a Zone.
9. "41bhp per liter Zone". The Chevrolet S-10 wins at least one category.
10. "2004 Oldsmobile Zone". A zone because crap never looked so damn good.
And of course...
11. "The General Motors 3800 Zone". Though it's not as widely used as it once was (
- Buick LeSabre
- Buick Park Avenue
- Buick Park Avenue (supercharged)
- Buick Regal
- Buick Regal (supercharged)
- Chevrolet Impala
- Chevrolet Impala (supercharged)
- Chevrolet Monte Carlo
- Chevrolet Monte Carlo (supercharged)
- Pontiac Bonneville
- Pontiac Grand Prix
- Pontiac Grand Prix (supercharged)
I'm certain you'll give those Zones their worthy consideration.