I got my first speeding ticket today.

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Originally posted by Gil
but you'll never, ever outrun "Motorola".
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Try telling that to people who have ran, and gotten away.:p

Meh. You'd have to be a tard to run anyway. Even if I was positive I had a 99.9% chance of getting away scott free I wouldn't unless me stopping meant I'd go to jail for life, or something stupid.

And speaking of "Greybar Hotels," I've been watching shows on prisons for the past like 3 hours.👍
 
Originally posted by Josh
Try telling that to people who have ran, and gotten away.:p

Meh. You'd have to be a tard to run anyway. Even if I was positive I had a 99.9% chance of getting away scott free I wouldn't unless me stopping meant I'd go to jail for life, or something stupid.

And speaking of "Greybar Hotels," I've been watching shows on prisons for the past like 3 hours.👍
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If you are in a town with more than three cop cars, you won't outrun Motorola.
 
Originally posted by Gil
If you are in a town with more than three cop cars, you won't outrun Motorola.
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NOT TRUE! Have you ever seen the gumball rally? this guy in an F50 goes tearing past the cops and the cops radio ahead for a roadblock but the ferrari is going so freaking fast that it passes the mile marker where the cops set up the road block....thus making mr motorola useless.....is there such thing as a signal blocker for those things? so they cant tell on you?

anyway the exploits of a mis-spent youth:

latest one 120 in a 35 zone...me and a vette having some fun....no doug there were no school children for me to run over....4 cops but they were all on the other side of the road and i look back to see if they were coming....

my frient was doing a cool 90 in the 35 zone i mentioned above when all of a sudden he sees a cop pulled over behind some guy so my friend hits the breaks and (with his music blasting on full) to his dread hears the tires squeal (over the music) and the cop looks up and starts running for his car well my friend decides to floor it and hits a highway on ramp then the next exit..just as hes exiting he sees officer bacon coming up the onramp lights blazing and siren wailing....well luckily he didn't notice my friend exiting and passed up the exit....

I remember doing 65 in a school zone...right before the kids let out....so no one was outside yet but the signs were up....

105 in a construction zone with a 25 mph speed limit....all the little wooden things with the lights on em were in a straight line so no need to slow down.....

oh yeah and my favorite pastime: seeing how high the radar can clock you...You've all seen (i think) those little white boxes on the side of the road with the speed limit posted on them and underneath, it tells you how fast your going? well to my disapointment the old models just flash 00 for anything over 100.....the newer ones go over 100 but ive topped out my car before toping out the radar so I think its time to find a motorcycle. A Haybusa should do nicley.....maybee I'll get a friend to take a picture of the radar display showing how fast I get up to :lol: then I burn the evidence!
 
Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy


oh yeah and my favorite pastime: seeing how high the radar can clock you...You've all seen (i think) those little white boxes on the side of the road with the speed limit posted on them and underneath, it tells you how fast your going? well to my disapointment the old models just flash 00 for anything over 100.....
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Be careful - in New York State some of the things take your picture, too, and it's so subtle you wouldn't know it except for the camera's flash. It took my picture in my BMW, but I had Connecticut paper temporary plates mounted in the window, so I'm not going to be receiving a ticket.

I've always wondered what the point of that stuff is if it's not going to be taking your picture.
 
Originally posted by M5Power

I've always wondered what the point of that stuff is if it's not going to be taking your picture.
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They're there so you can see how fast you can get your car up to in a given amount of space.👍 Or at least that's what I use them for.
 
Those boxes are the best. They, like idiots, put one on my street years back, at the top of a hill where it's hard to speed. Me and my bro rode our bikes to it, started playing with it like throwing our fists past it to see if it would register, then riding our backs past it(and it did register that), untill my bro was watching the numbers and not paying atention to where he was headed on his bike, crashed into it, setting off an alarm, and we went home, where we listened to the alarm for over an hr. hehe.
 
Originally posted by MazKid
Those boxes are the best. They, like idiots, put one on my street years back, at the top of a hill where it's hard to speed. Me and my bro rode our bikes to it, started playing with it like throwing our fists past it to see if it would register, then riding our backs past it(and it did register that), untill my bro was watching the numbers and not paying atention to where he was headed on his bike, crashed into it, setting off an alarm, and we went home, where we listened to the alarm for over an hr. hehe.
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Throw a baseball. I did. I got up to 65 mph.:eek:
 
Yeah, I still have not gone to court yet. Maybe the state trooper dude forgot about it, he didn't write a date on the ticket, just 9AM. What now? Maybe a warrent for my arrest?
 
Originally posted by Concept
Yeah, I still have not gone to court yet. Maybe the state trooper dude forgot about it, he didn't write a date on the ticket, just 9AM. What now? Maybe a warrent for my arrest?
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He didn't write a date? Don't go.

I got a ticket for something once, and the officer wrote the date for my court appearance for the year before.:odd: I just didn't go, and no bench warrants, or anything, were ever issued.
 
Originally posted by Concept
Yeah, I still have not gone to court yet. Maybe the state trooper dude forgot about it, he didn't write a date on the ticket, just 9AM. What now? Maybe a warrent for my arrest?
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I suggest you flee to Mexico as a percautionary method.

Doug has a hacienda down there. Crash there for a few weeks.
 
I'd say not to do anything until someone explicitly tells you to. They've probably got better, or worse, things to deal with at the PD.
 
Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
NOT TRUE! Have you ever seen the gumball rally? this guy in an F50 goes tearing past the cops and the cops radio ahead for a roadblock but the ferrari is going so freaking fast that it passes the mile marker where the cops set up the road block....thus making mr motorola useless.....is there such thing as a signal blocker for those things? so they cant tell on you?

anyway the exploits of a mis-spent youth:

latest one 120 in a 35 zone...me and a vette having some fun....no doug there were no school children for me to run over....4 cops but they were all on the other side of the road and i look back to see if they were coming....

I remember doing 65 in a school zone...right before the kids let out....so no one was outside yet but the signs were up....

105 in a construction zone with a 25 mph speed limit....all the little wooden things with the lights on em were in a straight line so no need to slow down.....
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I've driven the wheels off of a variety of cars in my short life. (Big-Block Ford wagon that would pull over 100 mph in second gear!)
As I live in the real world and "The Gumball Rally" was a movie,
I daresay that if the po-po want to catch you, and if they are far enough ahead of you they can just roll out a spiketrip, Roadblocks are so passe'.
The other option is to set up a rolling roadblock in front of you and slow you to "acceptable" speeds, while closing up the road behind you. Then off you go to a small room and a horny roommate named "Bubba" (cue "Dueling Banjos")
 
Originally posted by Gil
I've driven the wheels off of a variety of cars in my short life. (Big-Block Ford wagon that would pull over 100 mph in second gear!)
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:eek:! My brother had a friend that has a 5.0 Mustang that will do 85 in second gear. Very quick car.


Then off you go to a small room and a horny roommate named "Bubba" (cue "Dueling Banjos")
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:lol:
 

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