I got my glasses today.

[Tornado]

Starting today, I am an intellectual. Again.
Proven fact: For every order of magnitude your vision is off from 20/20, your IQ increases 1/10th of that percentile with the purchase and use of prescription glasses.
My vision was 20/85 with a myopic bias, or 450% off of 20/20. Therefore, I am now 45% smarter than I was before. Pics to come tomorrow after I get home from school.

 

[TB]

So IQ increased from 60 to 87?

 

[Boundary Layer]

lol, was about to post the same thing

 

[Tornado]

I'm at a loss to think of some kind of witty response, especially with the horrible realization that I completely set myself up for that.

 

[1X83Z]

I'm at a loss to think of some kind of witty response, especially with the horrible realization that I completely set myself up for that.

Do you ever use AIM?

 

[a6m5]

I'm at a loss to think of some kind of witty response, especially with the horrible realization that I completely set myself up for that.

Just go to bed. Now you are digging yourself a gigantic hole.

I don't know what you look like, Toronado. I hope the pic includes your face!

 

[m7ammed]

Why don't you use contact lenses ?

 

[Touring Mars]

It's a proven fact that contact lenses increase your IQ proportionally to the second power of the square root of 12, and is inversely related to the distance (in millimeters) from the corner of your left eye to the lower extremity of your left ear lobe (a function of the arm-length of a standard pair of prescription glasses, known in the optometry business as the 'De Milo Constant') depending on which sign of the zodiac you are (or whichever is greater to the power of ten, and in that order).

 

[V1P3R]

Four eyes! Don't worry I'm one too

 

[TopHat]

Its true! Whenever I take off my glasses, I suddenly feel so average.... 💡 I'm gonna go buy more glasses.

 

[Speedy Samurai]

...increase your IQ proportionally to the second power of the square root of 12

wouldn't the second power of the square root of 12 equal 12?

square root of 12 is:
3.4641016151377545870548926830117


3.4641016151377545870548926830117 times 3.4641016151377545870548926830117 equals 12

 

[kennythebomb]

wouldn't the second power of the square root of 12 equal 12?

square root of 12 is:
3.4641016151377545870548926830117


3.4641016151377545870548926830117 times 3.4641016151377545870548926830117 equals 12

You are speedily hacking a dead horse. I think you need some gibberish glasses

 

[Touring Mars]

wouldn't the second power of the square root of 12 equal 12?

That was the point... 💡

 

[lmracer]

hey, i found a mathematical thoery thread!

 

[Speedy Samurai]

That was the point... 💡

I thought perhaps you just typed gibberish...

...and didn't realize your final result.

(I did click the link)

 

[Tornado]

Do you ever use AIM?

Why do you ask?


Anyways:

I'd say I look like Alec Baldwin, which I'd say is very appropriate because I have an uncle that looks and sounds like an aged Sam Neil and another one that looks and sounds like Phil Hartman.

 

[Lee]

Smile man, your smarter now!

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

Congrats on the glasses and thanks for reminding me that I should go get my eyes checked out.

Its a good thing if your one eye can't focus on anything past 10 feet right? Everyone has to close one eye to read the clock on the other side of the room now and then.

 

[a6m5]

I'd say I look like Alec Baldwin

I thought you just got back from the optometrists!