I know! And I thought that
my desk was messy, just because I have a few misplaced papers and one book on it!
I'm a clean freak, so I can't stand to have a desk or the like that is
visibly messy... you see, on my desks, I usually "organize" the clutter into neat, tidy piles so that it looks like I know what I'm doing.
Anyway, I don't hate my computer, because... well, I think everybody knows.

Coincidentally (yeah, right!), I've never had to deal with a virus before, though that could obviously change with OSX's implemention of the Unix core...
[edit]: Yike! So many typos...