If a genie granted you one wish, what would it be?

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Anybody ever see the show 'The Pretender'? I would wish to be able to do all the things that Jarod (main character) can do. Money wouldn't really be an issue if you were as smart as that guy. He could practically pick up a guitar, having never seen one before and play it. It would be awesome to be good at EVERYTHING. hehe


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Originally posted by neon_duke
Why pay for sex when it's more fun to earn it the right way?
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no no....i am talking about the girls that money attracts...like milionaires, rock stars etc always have....not prostitues...
 
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Originally posted by LoudMusic
You guys are all into cash and material objects. What about the stuff money can't buy? Like super powers or visiting places you'll never get to see or bringing back lost friends and family?

I'd like to be able to teleport myself whenever I wished. I want to walk on the Moon, and Mars ... and live in the Sci-Fi world of Star Trek (Next Generation). I want to have dinner with a few dead celebrities.

Money ... I don't have money problems as it is now. Like Neon Duke said, more money just gives me more free time. I have plenty of both as it is.
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I was thinking about starting a new version of the thread entitled "One wish only, must not be an asset".

The "free time" aspect of extra cash would be a serious benefit to the wife and I at the moment. I'm doing at least 10hrs a day Monday to Friday, and am working 30+ hrs every other weekend. I would also prefer it if I didn't have to consider the financial implications of any purchase.

For my "non-asset" wish, I think I would go with telekinesis. I would love to be able to move stuff without actually having to move myself.
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
I was thinking about starting a new version of the thread entitled "One wish only, must not be an asset".

The "free time" aspect of extra cash would be a serious benefit to the wife and I at the moment. I'm doing at least 10hrs a day Monday to Friday, and am working 30+ hrs every other weekend. I would also prefer it if I didn't have to consider the financial implications of any purchase.

For my "non-asset" wish, I think I would go with telekinesis. I would love to be able to move stuff without actually having to move myself.
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My "non-asset" wish would be to be able to get to, move around in, and survive in any environment I wished... the ocean floor, deep space, other solar systems, the moons of Jupiter etc. Oh and to be able to take pictures there, too. Pfft. Physics.
 
I think I would go with telekinesis. I would love to be able to move stuff without actually having to move myself.
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My "non-asset" wish would be to be able to get to, move around in, and survive in any environment I wished... the ocean floor, deep space, other solar systems, the moons of Jupiter etc. Oh and to be able to take pictures there, too.
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Oh, VERY cool indeed. Though I still like being able to teleport. Most importantly though would be to have these powers and have no one know you had them. Unless of course you told them.
 
In response to everyone wishing for money, I wish that money had no value in the world :D
 
ok, fine...I wish all the money everybody just wished for would be transferred to a swiss bank account in my name. Is that better?

Seriously though, i'd just wish for getting through with university and living a happy life doing something i enjoy - and EARNING my money.
 
Yeah I was kind of thinking about wishing for double what everone else was wishing for. Then some `tard would wish to be scared half to death and I'd be in trouble (:
 
My wish would be to know every single language in the universe or if that couldnt work then my very own ireland full of races tracks and bare (lots of) cars
 
If the Genie was Babara Eden ( I Dream of.....1965)..then wish granted.
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I htink it would be fun to have DBZ-ish powers...fly around...blow stuff up...cool spiky hair! :lol:
 
Originally posted by Super-Supra
Invisibility.
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Hmmmmm........ :odd:

Why would you want to be invisible?

Which chick do you want to see naked secretly? Bad boy...!
 
Originally posted by boombexus
Sage, I wanna meet your parents. ;)
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You don't wanna meet me? *Über-tear!!!*
 
Originally posted by under18carbon
Hmmmmm........ :odd:

Why would you want to be invisible?

Which chick do you want to see naked secretly? Bad boy...!
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umm....how did you know?:lol:
 
She isn't that hot.
 
Other than a couple million dollars I'd probably wish to have incredible luck in whatever I do for the rest of my life.
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
and live in the Sci-Fi world of Star Trek (Next Generation
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I prefer Voyager. Seven of Nine :drool:
 
Originally posted by 2ez2KiLL
cant believe none of yall came up with this


TILA NGUYEN :drool:
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She's not that hot man...nowhere near as hot as some of my friends...or Halle Berry :D. Not to mention Tila is waay too fake
 
Originally posted by TurboSmoke
no no....i am talking about the girls that money attracts...like milionaires, rock stars etc always have....not prostitues...
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What's the difference? The second kind are just honest about it. I stand by my original statement.
 
Originally posted by Sage
You don't wanna meet me? *Über-tear!!!*
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You say "über" a lot.
 
Originally posted by Viper Zero
TILA NGUYEN isn't that hot.
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Make that just plain "isn't hot".
 
ok i just wish i can mind control any woman to "love me" and be my slave

[edit: doesnt apply to relatives]
 
I would want to be smart as hell, and succesfully pass high school within a week.

That shows how smart I am.....
 
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