If you were a member of another species, what would you be, and why?

Roger the Horse
Troll's aren't fictional, I should know, I am one!
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I though you were a cross between a horse and a fox who pilots spacecraft.
This thread is so confusing. Life is easier as a dragon.
 
Today I would be a jellyfish. Possibly the most pointless creature on Allah's sweet Earth.
 
I think the most pointless creature would be those living clouds over Russian Antarctica.
 
But jellyfish are immortal, or at least some species are, making them doubly pointless.
 
So you want to be the pheonix of the sea?
Why not just a pheonix?
 
Phoenix (I'm guessing that's also a plural) are cool. I'm not. I'll be a jellyfish, thanks.
 
W3HS
Phoenix (I'm guessing that's also a plural) are cool. I'm not. I'll be a jellyfish, thanks.
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So you don't want to be a pheonix because they are too cool?
Well, to each his own, I guess.
 
The Phoenix never dies.

Kinda nice, also burn your enemies with fire.
 
Grayfox
The Phoenix never dies.

Kinda nice, also burn your enemies with fire.
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Which I can do as a dragon.
 
But you as a dragon will be dead.

You said you were 150 feet tall.
This means you their will be no food source near you.

You also said you have a wing span of 200 feet.
These wings would be too heavy to support them self's let long a 150 foot body.

If you were so big you might have lived.

You do not see birds with oversized wing spans
 
Grayfox
But you as a dragon will be dead.

You said you were 150 feet tall.
This means you their will be no food source near you.

You also said you have a wing span of 200 feet.
These wings would be too heavy to support them self's let long a 150 foot body.

If you were so big you might have lived.

You do not see birds with oversized wing spans
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Ever seen a wondering albatross? Tiny bird, 13' wingspan.
 
Yes, but that bird wont have a weight in over 100 metric tonnes.

A body that is 150feet tall will be heavy.

Look at the Brachiosaurus as a good example.

Plus bird wings are not solid but they are honeycombed internally, this makes them light for flying but they cant support much weight due to this.

Here is a basic example.
Try holding a bucket full of water in your hands, you will notice your arms bending downward, while you can try to keep your arms straight it will take alot of effort.
 
Grayfox
Yes, but that bird wont have a weight in over 100 metric tonnes.

A body that is 150feet tall will be heavy.

Look at the Brachiosaurus as a good example.

Plus bird wings are not solid but they are honeycombed internally, this makes them light for flying but they cant support much weight due to this.

Here is a basic example.
Try holding a bucket full of water in your hands, you will notice your arms bending downward, while you can try to keep your arms straight it will take alot of effort.
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All right, I guess that's true.
 
Dog or somekind of eagle/hawk. Flying would be amazing but just being in warm house and eat/sleep/poo thats allmost all my dog does. Id be very lazy dog.
 
gamerdog6482
I though you were a cross between a horse and a fox who pilots spacecraft.
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I want one of those as a pet now. :drool: I know a dude at ESA, he could get me the space fox, and finding a horse wouldn't be too hard. Now all I need is a geneticist who can make my dream come true... :dopey:
 
A bird, of any type, so I can crap on people that I don't like.
 
A dolphin, hands down.
 
sumbrownkid
A bird, of any type, so I can crap on people that I don't like.
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Let's hope that if for some reason your wish becomes reality you won't become an ostrich, emu, cassowary, rhea, kiwi, or penguin then.
 
TankAss95
Let's hope that if for some reason your wish becomes reality you won't become an ostrich, emu, cassowary, rhea, kiwi, or penguin then.
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Or Dodo.
 
TankAss95
Let's hope that if for some reason your wish becomes reality you won't become an ostrich, emu, cassowary, rhea, kiwi, or penguin then.
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In that case I'll just peck them really hard.:sly:
 
^ Or a turkey.

But I would be a cat, all they do is sleep and eat.
 
sumbrownkid
In that case I'll just peck them really hard.:sly:
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You could still get to some appropriate elevated position to achieve your goal though. Would you manage to get on to a roof, do you think? :sly:

And if you want to peck folk then become a swan. I don't even give those things bread anymore because they have almost bitten my finger off on multiple occasions (true story).
 
ilikewaffles11
But they can't fly. :p
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sumbrownkid needs to become something that can both fly and peck viciously. Only then will he have total domination. :lol: :nervous:
 
TankAss95
sumbrownkid needs to become something that can both fly and peck viciously. Only then will he have total domination. :lol: :nervous:
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A wood pecker!
 
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