If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

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Phil McRevice
 
Harry Harris
Haywoode Jablowme
:D - they get worse and worse and worse :lol:
 
Lars Banjo.

Milefile, is your avatar your own design? I rarely react to avatars but that's the nicest one I've seen in a long time. Truly.
 
I made it. I didn't take the picture, though, although I wish I had.
 
middle/street Edmund Orion
First Pet/street lizzie Orion
First pet/mothers maiden name. Lizzie Davies

ALL suck. And im a guy, wat name is lizzie!? dam parents, i was too young to name my pet.
 
Maybe my first pet/mother's maiden name works: Louie DeLutri.

Better.
 
Dunken Donuts :odd:
 
Originally posted by milefile
I made it. I didn't take the picture, though, although I wish I had.
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Cool. The orange border does it all.
 
The method to figure out your porn name is this. Take your real middle name, and use it for your first name. Next, take the very first street you lived on, and use that as your last name. If you lived on Norht 4th Street, you can use Four, Fore, North or make up something similar.
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that means I would be John deer :odd:
 
I'd be Dixie Normous
 
I'd be "MAN THAT GUY'S GOT A HUGE DONG"

Gee, that's odd.
 
Joseph Diana...maybe I ought to have tweaked it.
Joseph, uh, Diane?
@%#$.
 
Willy the Great.
 
in that case i have too choose from "john deer" or "tiger murray"
what do you guys think???....seriously i'm gonna be a porn star.....
 
I would have to use my own name. However, even though I am god's gift to women and get endless invites to star in films, I have yet to do a syndicated film. Syndicated being the key word there.
 
Seymor Ley or maybe Ernie Jets
 
Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
seymor sounds like a girls name. ernie jets is just not a good porn name
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So Principal Seymor Skinner in the Simpsons is a girl?

And GodsGiftToWomen is a much better porn name? Thanks for the heads up pal.
 
yes he has a girls name, and partly yes. Gods gift to women is good, but my real name is what many women know me by, and what they associate with my. . . well I have a good name. Lets put it that way.
 
heh. While that name has been suggested, and my parents kick themselves for not naming me that, it is not Dick.
 
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