If you were a Porn Star, what would your name be?

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George Beechgrove :D
 
I went to the Kentucky Derby once and I used my porn name the entire day..... Neil Funderburg!
 
Doctor Beefcake. :lol:
 
Chester La Grange
 
I don't have a middle name.

Ward.
 
Schoolground convention*: Jason Jones

What I think sounds better: Big John Studd

*Name of first pet + mother's maiden name
 
Going off the original Middle name/street, I'd be Edward Audelia. Seems more like a sports name, but I'll take it.
 
*looks at OP*

I have two middle names. So by that convention it'd be either John Mold or Daniel Mold. Ew.
 
I would be John Kingfisher.


Hmm sounds kinky.
 
I'll just leave this here. Skip to 4:20 and there is swearing in it.

 
My first pet was called Rocky and the last part of my middle name is anus :odd: I think I would get the wrong impression using a name like that.....
 
Carlos
My first pet was called Rocky and the last part of my middle name is anus :odd: I think I would get the wrong impression using a name like that.....
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You could make big bucks
 
Turns out mine would be Fishingfor Bankaccountsecretquestionanswers.

Who knew?
 
George Gorse. Pretty naff to be honest.
 
I don't have a middle name, so I'd just be Lexington. :lol:
 
Gabriel Orange
 
Joseph Taboada
 
Alan Abbotsford.
 
Don't have a middle name, so will just use my first pet's name.

Lola San Marteen.
 
Christopher Wellow.

Hm.
 
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