Mitch Hedberg. Everything he says is golden, even if he isn't trying to be funny. I'd definitely want to talk to him, maybe get some insight in how he comes up with his material.
Hallucinogenic drugs are not allowed in the elevator.Hot girl who likes me.
An Elevator repairman.
And the question would be: "How fast can you fix this?"![]()
Drugs
I avoid elevators because I don't trust them. So, I wouldn't get into this situation.![]()
Could be anyone, dead or alive
My wife, or my daughter. What questions would I ask? Who knows. Why would I choose them? Because I love and care more about them than anyone else, and I don't get to spend that much time with them as it is.
I'd choose Danny - then just shout "Finch, Finch, Finch..." at him over and over again for 4 hours.