If you were stuck in an elevator with one person for 4 hours, who would it be?

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Hmmm, a tricky one this... Mine would have to be Osama bin Laden... sure, I'd have to put up with 4 hours of having him wag his finger at me and denounce me for my decadent lifestyle and for being an infidel, but with 5 minutes of the 4 hours left to go, I'd stick the heid on him, knock him unconscious, tie his hands together with my shoelace and then turn him in and claim my $25 million reward. :D
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I think I'd rather spend the four hours beating him with the elevator phone and then turning him in for the reward. That's just me.
 
Granted that I have my upright and he his, I'd choose the now deceased Mingus - There's just so much to learn off him and 4 hours is still too small. Otherwise, Rick's idea doesn't look too bad, given that she's clean...
 
Being just a bit claustrophobic, I'd rather pass.
I once spent 40 minutes stuck in an elevator with 12 other people.
One of them was way more claustro than me. He started having palpitations.
Give me plenty of room, a bottle of water, and a book to read.
A four-hour "vacation" from having to do stuff and a good book? Totally would rock.
 
Jessica Biel. It'd be immoral on many levels, but I'd force myself into raping here.
 
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Jessica Biel. It'd be immoral on many levels, but I'd force myself into raping here.
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Wrong on so many levels.
If you play nice, you get treated nice.👍

Besides, if you play her off for a while, she'll wonder if you don't know who she is, and get in your face...

You may get your way with your approach, but it's so much better when "low hanging fruit" just falls in your mouth with as little work as possible.
 
"If you were stuck in an elevator with one person for 4 hours, who would it be?"

It would be the person who was in the elevator with me when it stopped working.
 

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