I'm giving away my tunes :)

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mattjones
Ptk, your sausage is like none other, the thickness, it's taste, it's all too good to be true.. As you said.. I have enjoyed your sausage numerous times.. And will engage in devouring your sausage many more.. But fest0r's sausage is unique.. Like I can go get an American sausage from anywhere, however I prefer yours... But it's not every day you can put a mouth-watering, succulent, Scottish sausage in your mouth :)
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LMFAO I love how your so elaborate describing the sausages
 
Well, I was in cohorts with Miguel the other day and we told me this story.. He was walking along the beach one afternoon. After taking in the scenery he wet looking for a good clam to have that night for dinner.. As he went looking up the beach, his wife just looked at Miguel and said, "Miguel, you know you have a clam waiting for you at home.."
Miguel count not believe his luck! He took one last sweeping look over the beach, then left with his wife..

When they got home however.. There was no clam.. Nor was there ever.. Miguels wife had lured him home to file for a divorce.. The reason... Miguel was unemployed and spent his time searching for the most elusive clam ever, THE BEACH WITH THE MISSUS CLAM!! "dun dun duuuun"

After he told me this, it re ignited my lust for clams.. I love "most" clams.. But I am yet to search for the "beach with the missus clam" once I embark on this perilous endeavor I will be sure to let you guys know how it went :)
 
Just ruptured something with laughing too much :lol::lol::lol:

…by the way, why are you all neglecting the PTK's balls? :D
 
You like that fest.. :) and PTK's balls is what started this.. The way they go "pop" as you put them in and out of your mouth is pure bliss ^.^
 
Sheer bliss :drool:

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Simple Matt
DODGE VIPER SRT10 ACR '08
Max Power: 1030 BHP
Weight: 1258kg
Performance Points: 668
Parts to buy: ALL
Odo: ~300km/~200 miles

Body/Chassis:
Aero: 10/25
Ballast: 1kg, +50 position

Transmission (Must Follow Steps Correctly)
RESET TO DEFAULT
Final Gear: 2.720
Max Speed: 220km (not sure about miles but its the lowest)
5th: 1.988
6th: 1.677
Final Gear: 2.000
1st: 6.237
2nd: 3.371
3rd: 2.772
4th 2.315

Max Speed (top of box) 286km/h

Drivetrain
LSD: 60/60/5

Suspension
Ride height: -20/40
Spring Rate: 18.0/17.5
Dampers extension: 1/10
Dampers compression: 10/1
Anti-Roll bars: 4/4
Camber: 0/0
Toe: 0.12/0.32

Comments: Launch in 2nd. This is a HIGHLY competitive Viper.. this was probably my favourite car to work on.. spent countless hours TUNING this bad boy and now its all yours :)
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Its ok i guess, thank for putting up but have tuned 2 different vipers than this and they are below 9 s keep up the good work many people should appreciate what you do.
 
sniped4good
Its ok i guess, thank for putting up but have tuned 2 different vipers than this and they are below 9 s keep up the good work many people should appreciate what you do.
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This is a thread from January. And what 2 Vipers, other than the ACR, are under 9 seconds? I'd love to know.
 
Simple Matt
DODGE VIPER SRT10 ACR '08
Max Power: 1030 BHP
Weight: 1258kg
Performance Points: 668
Parts to buy: ALL
Odo: ~300km/~200 miles

Body/Chassis:
Aero: 10/25
Ballast: 1kg, +50 position

Transmission (Must Follow Steps Correctly)
RESET TO DEFAULT
Final Gear: 2.720
Max Speed: 220km (not sure about miles but its the lowest)
5th: 1.988
6th: 1.677
Final Gear: 2.000
1st: 6.237
2nd: 3.371
3rd: 2.772
4th 2.315

Max Speed (top of box) 286km/h

Drivetrain
LSD: 60/60/5

Suspension
Ride height: -20/40
Spring Rate: 18.0/17.5
Dampers extension: 1/10
Dampers compression: 10/1
Anti-Roll bars: 4/4
Camber: 0/0
Toe: 0.12/0.32

Comments: Launch in 2nd. This is a HIGHLY competitive Viper.. this was probably my favourite car to work on.. spent countless hours TUNING this bad boy and now its all yours :)
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what does urs run in a 1/4 mile
 
CHRiiSTiAN99
Any new tune for the r34? people have faster tunes.
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Then find one of the other 5 base tunes people have listed for the r34. Or better yet, adjust the one he has listed and make it faster. If you can do that with one car you can do it with others....and then (hopefully) you will understand how to tune better. That would in turn keep you from having to ask for "faster" tunes, which in turn keeps the people on here, that are nice enough to post base tunes to begin with, happy. Win win win for everyone that way.
 
Game needs more guys like you willing to help.because we all need help at one time.thank bro keep up the good work
 
Simple Matt
Hey, although I'm no pro I still want to help out people. As I'm in the army I'm going on service soon, meaning I won't be on GT5 for a few months. It pains me to say but I may not return to the GT scene :'(

That's why I'm gonna put my best tunes up here.. They seriously aren't up to the pro standard but they are quite competitive :)

Tunes:
Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR '08
Nissan Skyline R34 (premium)
Nissan Skyline R33 (premium)
Audi Le Mans Quattro

Not a lot, but they were my best tunes. I hope they get used well and please post feedback on how they go cause I can still use my phone to check GTP.
Thanks :)

ALL TUNES ARE FOR INDY ROAD COURSE
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hey bro, i just tried your tunes in a drag race room, and i beat the **** out of them. thank you bro for sharing your tunes. be safe in the service!

thanks!
 
Mr Grinch
Thanks for the help.. for some reason i keep getting a bad shift into 3rd gear makes no sense
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Would make it easier if you let him know what car your having trouble with. Also, I'm fairly certain these tunes could be improved with a bit of reading stickies and trial'n'error 👍
 

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