Did any of you idiots ever notice that when people are talking about something that's west of them they generally say 'I'm going over to ____,' whereas when they're talking about something that's east of them they generally say 'I'm going out to _____?'
And when something's north of them, it becomes 'up,' and 'down' for south.
And when something's north of them, it becomes 'up,' and 'down' for south.