Inventions

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Hey, rjensen11, much as I approve of jacking people up who show poor ability to take it, your .sig is taking up a lot of screen space... can you tone it down a touch?
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
Hey, rjensen11, much as I approve of jacking people up who show poor ability to take it, your .sig is taking up a lot of screen space... can you tone it down a touch?

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Dang, I guess I'll have to do some serious thinking here....
 
I'd recommend that you removed the quote tags, and make the actual quoted text a different color (or make the "Originally post..." text in grey). ;)

So, anyway, yes, heated front wipers are taken. It'll only be a matter of time before someone makes heated steering wheels...
 
Originally posted by youth_cycler


So, anyway, yes, heated front wipers are taken. It'll only be a matter of time before someone makes heated steering wheels...

BMW already has it in the 7 Series, i think...
 
Wow, really? A heated steering wheel? If you want one just leave it in the sun for about 12 hours, it will be scalding hot...:lol:
 
WHy not can the whole heated wiper blade thing, and simply make a heated window? Much like your rear window defroster, but only with thinner lines, and quicker heat?

Oh, wait...range Rover already did that...

Anyways, my Million dollar Idea is fantastic. And I'd likely get rich off it, but I have no clue how to build it.

"Ever come home from work, and realize you left the soda on the counter, and it's warm now? Ever Microwave something and it comes out too hot to touch (in fact so hot, that you have to wait 10 mintues for it to cool down)?

I'd like to invent a mchine that does the opposite of a Micorwave. It chills hot things down to an appropriate temperature. From boiling to edible in fifteen seconds.

You're out on the beach, and realize that all the ice in your soda melted and it's too warm to drink? plug the chiller into a car adapter and Voila!

You're at the High School Footabll party, but someone forgot to ice the beer down. Through a six pack in the Chiller and Ding! 30 seconds later, you're handing out Ice cold beer to the buddy's.

I've figured that Magnetic resonance would have something to do with it. In order to cool things quicklyu, you have to slow that atoms down?

Anyways, if someone can figure this out and steals my idea, send me one free of charge when it gets built.

AO
 
Originally posted by Der Alta

"Ever come home from work, and realize you left the soda on the counter, and it's warm now? Ever Microwave something and it comes out too hot to touch (in fact so hot, that you have to wait 10 mintues for it to cool down)?

I'd like to invent a mchine that does the opposite of a Micorwave. It chills hot things down to an appropriate temperature. From boiling to edible in fifteen seconds.

You're out on the beach, and realize that all the ice in your soda melted and it's too warm to drink? plug the chiller into a car adapter and Voila!

You're at the High School Footabll party, but someone forgot to ice the beer down. Through a six pack in the Chiller and Ding! 30 seconds later, you're handing out Ice cold beer to the buddy's.

AO

Why do I feel like I'm sitting up at 3am watching TV? This is one of things you see around that time where your not sleeping, but not fully on the planet earth, and you think to yourself, "hey, I need one of those." Pick up the phone, and start dialing the 1-800 number. :odd: I think it was the "Ever come home from work..." line.

Ok, time to poke fun at myself. Back in elementary school, I had a teacher that made us do science projects. Just happened that I had him two years in a row. No I didn't fail, he went from teaching 4th grade to teaching 5th. I did inventions both years. My first invention was pretty simple. A law bagger empty/full guage. I used to cut my grass with a push mower, and baged the grass and used to hate when the bag would fill up, and was force to take it off right there, and haul it to the garbage. How the guage would save me from that I do not know.
My second invention is something everyone uses everyday now. They stole it from me, I know it. ;) I never understood why you had to go inside to pay for your gas when you could pay for it all at the pump. I "invented" the all in one gas pump. One fuel line, and it accepted everything. Back in 5th grade, they didn't have them around.
 
Quite simple, really.

2-liter bottles of beer. I got a letter from the Double Eagle Distributing that the state law prohibited such a large container...to the effect that all beer companies have to agree on bottle sizes, this way, every store in the ststae doesn't have to make huge changes beause Brand X makes a 12oz bottle, and Brand Y wants to one-up them with a "13oz bottle".

It makes sense...10 years later, no 2-liter MGDs, anyhow.
 
I remember back a few years ago, that Sun-country Wine Coolers made a liter bottle.

And haven't you heard of the 64 oz. Hefenreffer bottles? All the rage when I was in college.

The "insta-Chiller" does have a Ron Popeil sounding theory behind it. He's the guy behind "Ronco" equipment. The "Set it and Forget it" rotating cooker and a number of others.

AO
 
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