is it possible to skip the opening video?

[mr_muff]

is it possible? my disk always stops before it plays the video, and i have cleaned the dick many many times with paint thiner, varsol, cd cleaner stuff, etc
nothing will eat away at what ever is on it. so i must now how/if i can skip the opening video. i was thinking a gameshark code or something
thanks

 

[SkylineObsession]

All i do is keep pressing START and it doesn't even come up.
Maybe try swap your copy of GT3 with a new one?
Or it could be the Ps2's fault.

 

[cheese_man]

Originally posted by mr_muff
i have cleaned the dick many many times with paint thiner,

 

[viperguy]

if you watch the red light on the controller, when it comes on when you are opening the game, press START and it won't come up.

 

[askia47]

that should work

 

[Sk8rKiD]

Go figure...

 

[Joey]

"...cleaned the dick..."

 

[12sec. Civic]

The Playstation is fun but it about as reliable as a Ford Focus. You may be looking at a big repair.

 

[neepheid]

Originally posted by 12sec. Civic
The Playstation is fun but it about as reliable as a Ford Focus. You may be looking at a big repair.

The Ford Focus actually came top of a large reliability test in Germany. (TÜV or something like that)

 

[12sec. Civic]

Originally posted by neepheid


The Ford Focus actually came top of a large reliability test in Germany. (TÜV or something like that)

Well it has had more recalls (in North America) than any other car EVER built, its #1 on the Lemon List and sales have dropped some 52% since it was new. It is so bad that Ford has scheduled a model re-make in 2005 when it was originaly scheduled for around 2008-9

 

[neepheid]

I'm amazed there can be that amount of disparity between territories. Ford Europe = good at making Focus, Ford USA = bad at making Focus?

Ford Focus is UK's No.1 best selling car also.

 

[FLYR31]

AHAHAHAHA LMAO! CLEANED THE DICK!

 

[FLYR31]

Once again, bwahahahahahaha!

 

[risingson77]

I dunno why so many people are having trouble with their PS2s. I have had mine for almost two years and it has performed flawlessly at all times. This is even more surprising given how dusty my last room was.

First off - NEVER use a harsh chemical to clean your laser (same goes for the dick :smilewink ). You will do more harm than good. A can of compressed air should do the trick. If it doesn't, have it professionally cleaned.

Secondly, I wouldn't stand the PS2 in the vertical position. This makes the laser work harder and will eventually knock it out of alignment.

I hope this helps....and I hope you don't have to send your PS2 back to Sony.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by mr_muff
...... i have cleaned the dick many many times with paint thiner, varsol, etc..

Thats something you should keep to yourself
Anyway....
Try a natural lubricant instead of paint thinner on your dick... and I dont think varsol is the way to go either.
You MAY get better results

 

[risingson77]

Ow, OWWWWWWWW!!!! Mommy it burns, IT BURNS!!!

 

[duo17]

And remember, when cleaning the "dick" be sure to stroke it gently with a lint free cloth.

Warning: May cause sexual excitement or even death. Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help immediatly.

 

[troy1]

Originally posted by j2s
"...cleaned the dick..."

thats what I was thinking!

 

[12sec. Civic]

Originally posted by neepheid
I'm amazed there can be that amount of disparity between territories. Ford Europe = good at making Focus, Ford USA = bad at making Focus?

Ford Focus is UK's No.1 best selling car also.

The Focus is made in Mexico.

 

[neepheid]

Originally posted by 12sec. Civic


The Focus is made in Mexico.

For your market perhaps, but the European Ford Focus cars are made in Germany and Spain. Obviously to higher standards too.

 

[mr_muff]

heh
yea i guess i messed up on the spelling
oh well it was funny


and i just bought a new copy of the game and it works fine so there was just something wrong with the DISK
thanks guys

btw just for clarification i have never used varsol or paint thiner to clean my dick cause i don't know how long it would still last before it dried up and fell off
heh

 

[risingson77]

Was the disk dirty or scratched?

 

[F1man]

Originally posted by mr_muff
dick many many times with paint thiner

Dick?

pain thinner? :reallyodd:

 

[F1man]

Originally posted by meme



pain thinner? :reallyodd:

 

[oosacker]

 

[Klostrophobic]

So let me get this straight, meme, you make a post, then quote it to laugh at it?

How terribly lame.