[sarcasm] 13 things a man never would say: [/sarcasm]
1. I think Bary Manilow is cool guy.
2.No when i´m already standing, let me bring you a beer
3.I think hary butts are very sexy
4.her breasts are just to big
5.ofcourse I can put on a condom
6.We haven´t being shopping since last week. Come let´s go shop and I can hold your purse all the time.
7.Never mind Eurogoals.Let´s watch Oprah Winfrey instead!
8.I think we´r lost.Let´s go ask someone
9.Here honey, you can have the remote control.
10.Can´t you come with me to the supermarket and help me buy some shoes.
11.Antoni Banderas and Brad Pitt?That movie I gotta watch!
12.Forget the fotball game.It´s melroce place on Fox!
13.Sex isn´t important.I just wanna be huged
that´s the thruth...
It is hillarious either way 
