It's Everyone's Favorite Douchenozzle's Birthday. Hooray for Klos!

[Timmotheus]

The big one-eight! Go party, get wasted.
It really is his birthday this time, just so you all know.

 

[boombexus]

meh.

 

[Timmotheus]

Originally posted by boombexus
meh.

No, it really is his birthday. For real this time. At least, it is on the East Coast.
Your PM box is full, or so I hear.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Meh.

Boombexus! Clear out your damn PMs.

Time to go light a cigarette up.

 

[boombexus]

Suuurrrrre it is Tim.

The amount of birthdays Klos has had just this last month puts him at about 742 years old. That's old, even in dog years.

 

[Concept]

Happy happy birthday, we're so glad you came,
Happy happy birthday, from the planet gang - HEY!
We're so excited, we hope that you are too,
Happy happy birthday, from the planet crew - HEY!

Yep. Have a good one Klos.

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic


Boombexus! Clear out your damn PMs.

Cleared.

Remember, smoke Lucky Stirke, non-filter. You're young and have strong lungs they can take it. Don't do anything half-assed!

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by Timmotheus
The big one-eight!

I usually consider "one" to be a small number. And eight translates into ocho, which is a small word. Wee!

Happee bee-day, Klossee. If you dare light up though, I'll stuff my inhaler down your throat.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Are your arms really 2500 miles long?

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Are your arms really 2500 miles long?

No.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Originally posted by Sage
No.

Okay. Goodnight.

Can you believe I have to take the trash to the curb?

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Can you believe I have to take the trash to the curb?

*Points and laughs* What a loooser!

But, at least be thankful you have a curb. I don't.

 

[boombexus]

Just think though Klos. When you're living on the streets, the curb isn't all that far away! 👍

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yay, you are one year closer to your death. 👍

 

[SandStorm]

Nice way to look at life, Drew.

 

[Duke]

I'd wish Klos a Happy Birthday but since he is GTP's Official Boy Who Cries Wolf, he wore that out months ago.

So I guess I'll quote my hero, Matt Feazell's Cynicalman, and just say "Have a day."

 

[under18carbon]

Happy birthday Klos!

 

[Talentless]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Race Idiot]

****er.


I mean happy birthday.

 

[milefile]

Have a clean and fresh birthday Klos.

 

[xAkirax2004]

Originally posted by Timmotheus
It's Everyone's Favorite Douchenozzle's Birthday. Hooray for Klos!

Have you no compassion? Seriously...


Since it is your real birthday, have a good onr Klos.

 

[Timmotheus]

Originally posted by xAkirax2004
Have you no compassion? Seriously...

I started a birthday thread. That makes me very compassionate, in my opinion. As my opinion is the only one that matters, it makes me compassionate.

 

[xAkirax2004]

Originally posted by Timmotheus
I started a birthday thread. That makes me very compassionate, in my opinion. As my opinion is the only one that matters, it makes me compassionate.

But ironically, calling him a douchenozzle isint.

 

[Klostrophobic]

No, I like douchenozzle. It fits me nicely. I'm always up there cleaning out the crimson wave.

 

[Timmotheus]

Originally posted by xAkirax2004
But ironically, calling him a douchenozzle isint.

Well, it's his pet name, if you know what I mean.

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by Timmotheus
Well, it's his pet name, if you know what I mean.

Yeah! I know what you mean as I have a few pet names for him too.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Shhhh.

I got some cool stuff.

--DJ Shadow - Private Press CD
--Tool - Undertow CD
--Indiana Jones Trilogy Set (Full Screen! Bah! Better than nothing.)
--Madden 2004 (For Gamecube which I do not own. Haha.)
--100 bucks from my uncle. I wasn't expecting that, so that was nizza.

I should turn 18 more often.

I'm still waiting for that "doll" from boombexus.

 

[Motorer1]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Okay. Goodnight.

Can you believe I have to take the trash to the curb?

Wait, you don't live there?

J/K, happy b-day a little late

 

[xAkirax2004]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Shhhh.

I got some cool stuff.

--Tool - Undertow CD

👍 Word.