Jingle bells (GT5 edition)

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Dashing through the snow
In a speeding rally car
O'er the bumps we go
Don't know where we are!
Headlights fail to work
Brake fluid all gone
All i really need to do is
prey and then hold on!

Oh, jingle bells, X1 smells
Very hard to steer!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
like a drunkard on top gear!
Jingle bells, the green hell
tough, but hey, it's fun!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
Like an outlaw on the ruuuuuun!


A day or two ago
I did an endurance race
but then my finger slipped
and it restarted in my face!
I blew up in a rage
didn't know what to think
I decided to restart the race
and finished it in a wink!


Oh, jingle bells, X1 smells
Very hard to steer!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
like a drunkard on top gear!
Jingle bells, the green hell
tough, but hey, it's fun!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
Like an outlaw on the ruuuuuun!
 
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Scraping on speed bumps
In a teal EJ Coupe
O the highway we go
Banging gears all the way
Vtec in the B18C kicks in
What fun it is to laugh and point
at the Mustang behind me

Oh, B-series, B-series
BWAHHing all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a twin cam JDM sled!



*NO CARS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SONG
 
I was slightly expecting a "jingle bells" tune made of only horn sounds from GT5 when I read the title :P
 
New christmas carol up!

O LMP! O LMP!
Thy movements are so graceful;
O LMP! O LMP!
Thy movements are so graceful;
My Gt-one speed down Muslanne,
In a few seconds it will be gone
O LMP! O LMP!
Thy movements are so graceful!

O LMP! O LMP!
Much horsepower thine contain in thee;
O LMP! O LMP!
Much horsepower thine contain in thee;
Thou should try the rotary
Mazda 7-8-7-B
O LMP! O LMP!
Much horsepower thine contain in thee!

O LMP! O LMP!
Thy headlights flash so trancingly!
O LMP! O LMP!
Thy headlights flash so trancingly!
From La Sarthe to the Gre-en Hell,
You have always served me well.
O LMP! O LMP!
Thy headlights flash so trancingly!

O LMP! O LMP!
How richly I tuned up thee!
O LMP! O LMP!
How richly I tuned up thee!
In rain and shine you stabilize,
Thy TCS before your eyes.
O LMP! O LMP!
How richly I tuned up thee!"
 
Hahaha very nice

Lemme give a try:

On the 12th day of Christmas my best friend gifted me...

12 racing tires
11 muscle cars
10 Race Modifications
9 silver chrome paints
8 laps on the ring
7 1000 tickets
6 WRCs
5!!!! gold chrome paints!!!!!
4 GTRs
3 Miatas
2 LMPs
And an X1 before the update.
 
" last christmas i gave you my car and the very next day, you traded it away" " this year to save me from tears, ill give my x1 to polyphony digital" " once bitten and twice shy, i keep my distance but your ferrari still catches my eye " " tell me polyphony do you still recognize me, well its been a year it doesnt surprise me " " i wrapped a nissan skyline with a note and sent it to you with a note saying i want a pontiac too" now i know what i fool ive been but if you let me drive with you now i know youd fool me again " sorry for double posting
 
I've got a Black Mask Skyline,
I haven't driven it one k'
I have all of the other Skylines,
In my garage they will stay,

Then one day on GTP,
I read that Kaz went mad,
He gave us all a Skyline,
Even if we drove real bad,

Now I just want more content,
Test Track and Complex String,
I wish they would just release it,
So I can get back to my trading.

Sung to Rudolph the red nosed rain deer.
 
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" last christmas i gave you my car and the very next day, you traded it away" " this year to save me from tears, ill give my x1 to polyphony digital" " once bitten and twice shy, i keep my distance but your ferrari still catches my eye " " tell me polyphony do you still recognize me, well its been a year it doesnt surprise me " " i wrapped a nissan skyline with a note and sent it to you with a note saying i want a pontiac too" now i know what i fool ive been but if you let me drive with you now i know youd fool me again " sorry for double posting
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Ahahahahaha this was GREAT
 
" dont want alot for christmas, theres just one thing i need, dont care about those nissans racing around the nurbergring, i just want you for my own , more than you could ever know, make my wish come true all i want for christmas is your nascar." " i wont ask for much this christmas , i wont even wish for Spa, im just going to keep waiting underneath the hood of my car " " theres no sense in upgrading my engine , there up in the tuning shop, polyphony wont me happy on christmas day"
 
Silent 6, holy 6
All is boosted, all is just right :D
Round Yon cars and crews
Holy Supra so tempting and wild
Sleeper in heavenly peace
Sleeper in heavenly peace

Silent 6, Holy $h%#!
Supras awake the night
2JZ screams from a 1/4 afar
Toyota, the saviour is born
Toyota, the saviour is born :D

Silent 6, Holy 6
MKIV Supra, love at first sight
Radiant beams from thy backfire
With the dawn of redeeming boost
Always, bring slicks, at thy strip
Always, bring slicks, at thy strip
 
This song is dedicated to cliche lobbies.

Deck the track with x1 folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Top Gear makes those trolls so jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our pink Volkswagens,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Lobby is constantly lagging,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the dragsters speed before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Rev your engine and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Cops and robbers 80 kilometers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Look at those anarchic speeders,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the veyron passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail thine car, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Drive we joyous all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the rainy weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
Rockin around the daytona to the nascars engine roar, x1s race where you can see, every mustang tries to stop. Rockin around the daytona where you can hear the ferrari fans ring. Later well have some chrome rims put on and well do some offroad racing. You will get and sentimental feeling when you hear , voices screaming to the pitstop replace the blown tire on the rear left side.
 
Silent car, Hybrid car,
80 K's cause I drove too far,
Change my battery you pit crew fools,
I'll drive nice and follow the rules,
I pressed 'Start' then 'Triangle',
Then the 'X' and I went.

Sung to Silent Night.
 
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I tried to do a Le Mans theme to this one:

Dashing through Mulsanne
In a open top LMP
Past the chicanes we go
Trolling all the way
23 hours in
Almost at the end
But then the power goes out and my PS3 goes dead

Oh enduros, enduros
Difficult all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride going two-hundred and three (MPH)
Oh enduros, enduros
Difficult all the way
Why do you have to drive for me whenever I return?
 
Smashing through the snow
With massive understeer
There's no where else to go
Better clench your rear!

Tires on rim screech
Clouds of smoke upon
Now the wall is within reach
Should've left TCS on!

G-T-5, G-T-5,
G-T-5 all the way
Oh what fun it is too slide
Yet I do wish it was May!
 
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
There's no DLC and I'm telling' you why,
Someone just broke out at Nurb,

They did their laps too quickly,
They invited all their mates,
They did a quick 200 laps,
And they thought they were great,

So you better not pout,
You better not write,
The online is going down and thats later tonight,
Because someone just broke out at Nurb.

Sung to Santa Claus is coming to town.
 
Milldrum
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
There's no DLC and I'm telling' you why,
Someone just broke out at Nurb,

They did their laps too quickly,
They invited all their mates,
They did a quick 200 laps,
And they thought they were great,

So you better not pout,
You better not write,
The online is going down and thats later tonight,
Because someone just broke out at Nurb.

Sung to Santa Claus is coming to town.
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Priceless..:lol:
 
There was ferrari, and bugatti, and nissan and toyota, honda and lamborghini and chevrolet and ford. But do you recall the most famous racecar of all... The volkswagon beetle, who has an engine that runs like $h!t and if you ever saw it you would even say it sucks. All of the other racecars pass it on the track they wouldnt let poor beetle win any of the races. But then one foggy sunday afternoon a hobo came to say beetle with your crappy rims i can try to sell you as parts. Then all the other reindeer laughed and shouted out with glee. They knew that poor beetle was now history! Rudolph the rednose reindeer.
 
Dashing round the Nurb
In an X1 Vettel
Through the corners we go
crashing all the way

... that's all I got so far.
 

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