Jingle bells (GT5 edition)

[trevor24]

I just gotta say christmas songs (gt5 edition) is funny in a good way and cool at the same time👍

 

[MOTORTRENDmitch]

damn, all of them ROCK! (around the christmas tree )

 

[KyoDex]

Brick on wheels
Brick on wheels
Brick on wheels suck
Brick on wheels bash
And brick on wheels crash
Crashing and Dashing
Some Bugatti veyrons
And also some Chevy Camaros

Brick on wheels
Brick on wheels
Brick on wheels suck
Brick on wheels crash non stop
Trolling and rolling
And useless brakes
Thats why Brick on wheels suck!

What a nice race
Brick on wheels day
To suck you back to last place
Ferrari Enzo
Is an example
To why bricks should never come to play

Speed it up
Enzo brick
Wait, hit the brakes
Do brakes stop this car???
Bricks on wheels weigh
And bricks on wheels stay
Thats why Bricks on wheels
Thats why Bricks on wheels
Thats why Bricks on wheels
Suuuuuuck!!!!

 

[Splitzle]

Dashing through the snow
In a speeding rally car
O'er the bumps we go
Don't know where we are!
Headlights fail to work
Brake fluid all gone
All i really need to do is
prey and then hold on!

Oh, jingle bells, X1 smells
Very hard to steer!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
like a drunkard on top gear!
Jingle bells, the green hell
tough, but hey, it's fun!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
Like an outlaw on the ruuuuuun!


A day or two ago
I did an endurance race
but then my finger slipped
and it restarted in my face!
I blew up in a rage
didn't know what to think
I decided to restart the race
and finished it in a wink!


Oh, jingle bells, X1 smells
Very hard to steer!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
like a drunkard on top gear!
Jingle bells, the green hell
tough, but hey, it's fun!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
Like an outlaw on the ruuuuuun!

You sir, are amazing. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

 

[ZohsixGT5]

Sing to" We Three Kings"

We three Kings of Autumn Ring tower,
Watching o’er machines of great power,
Clutch with shifting, while they’re drifting
Leaving us their marks of tires

ooooooOOOOOOO

Cars of power, cars of might,
Save us from our prison’s plight,
Kaz betraying, left us praying,
To be freed from this old tower

Here they come around for lap 2,
Perhaps they’ll stop and save our crew,
“Help!” we’re shouting, slowly doubting,
But the engines are far too loud

ooooooOOOOOOO

Cars of power, cars of might,
Save us from our prison’s plight,
Kaz betraying, left us praying,
To be freed from this old tower

Final lap, our time has arrived,
They can’t ignore three kings so deprived
Engines roaring, o’er the curbing,
With no care they drive right by

ooooooOOOOOOO

Cars of power, cars of danger,
We three kings are filled with anger,
One day we’ll get down, come to your town
And burn your cars in to the ground

 

[Korza]

^ Nice, Very funny!

 

[lebes14]

Sing to jingle bells:

Drifting at Tsukuba,
With a riced out JDM.
But in the distance you hear,
The whine of an x2010.
Your angles start to shrink,
Your speedometer starts to climb.
But it was of no use,
And now you're in the sand!

Ooooooooh
X1 trolls, x1 trolls
X1 trolls are lame.
You try your best to escape their grip,
But they are here to stay!

 

[HippieGiraffe]

The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
The Robert Song (PD Don't Be Late)


Alright you Roberts! Ready to win that race?
-I'd say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's gold it now!
Okay, Bob?
-Okay!
Okay, Bob?
-Okay!
Okay, Bob? Bob? BOB!
-OKAY!!!

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for cars and time for tracks
We've been waiting, but not too long
Hurry X-mas, hurry fast
Just a car to lap that tar
But not another R-3-4
We can hardly stand the wait
Please PD, don't be late.

Okay fellas, get ready
Put that suit on, Bob.
-Which one?
Your next Bob.
-Me?
And, Bob, you were a little slow, your last.
Okay, Bob? Bob? BOB!
-OKAY.

Want a track to drive my ride
I just want Circuit Villeneuve
We can hardly stand the wait
Please PD, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please PD, don't be late.

 

[W3H5]

" last christmas i gave you my car and the very next day, you traded it away" " this year to save me from tears, ill give my x1 to polyphony digital" " once bitten and twice shy, i keep my distance but your ferrari still catches my eye " " tell me polyphony do you still recognize me, well its been a year it doesnt surprise me " " i wrapped a nissan skyline with a note and sent it to you with a note saying i want a pontiac too" now i know what i fool ive been but if you let me drive with you now i know youd fool me again " sorry for double posting

Win. That is a job well done.

Here's my attempt. It's a rendition of 'We 3 kings' but dedicated to the Le Mans 3.

We three rides of history are
Revving hard we traverse afar
straight and chicane, pits and mountain
following yonder pace car.

O Le Mans of wonder, steeped in night
car with awesome beauty bright
finish line leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy podium Light.

Apex​

 

[lebes14]

Hehe, these gave me a good laugh

 

[blah blah blah]

This song is dedicated to cliche lobbies.

Deck the track with x1 folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Top Gear makes those trolls so jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our pink Volkswagens,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Lobby is constantly lagging,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the dragsters speed before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Rev your engine and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Cops and robbers 80 kilometers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Look at those anarchic speeders,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the veyron passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail thine car, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Drive we joyous all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the rainy weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

This is good 👍

 

[Capp96100]

GT5 Prologue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TNWR9kSx4mI

GT5 2010:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jGuP7salrvk

 

[V8-Johnboy]

Mills ya right uncontrolable fits of laughter my sides hurt!! Wheres Jacks masterpiece??

 

[jus1029]

Jingle Cars!

[Chorus 1]
Oh, jingle cars! Jingle cars! Jingle all the cars!
Oh, what's fun it is to drift in a Nissan Sileighty!
Oh, jingle cars! Jingle cars! Jingle all the cars!
Oh, what's fun it is to name your Bobs inappropriately!

[Verse 1]
Oh, dashing through Tuscany
Staring at the hay
Dirt spewing at the bay
Coughing all the way!
*cough 3x*
X2010s zooming
Are so annoying
Once you start hitting
They will start flying

[Chorus 2]
Oh, jingle cars! Jingle cars! Jingle all the cars!
Oh, what's fun it is to drive your go-kart in a rink (a.k.a. Kart Space)!
Oh, jingle cars! Jingle cars! Jingle all the cars!
Oh, what's fun it is to paint you car in Passionate Pink!

[Verse 2]
Dashing through the 'Ring
In a Mazda LMP
I wanna pause the game
'Cause I wanna wee!

If you think you're good
In an endurance race
But when you slid off on the last lap
You wanna smack your face!

[Chorus 3]
Oh, jingle cars! Jingle cars! Jingle all the cars!
Oh, what's fun it is to slide in a Caterham Seven!
Oh, jingle cars! Jingle cars! Jingle all the cars!
Oh, what's fun it is to troll around in an X2010!

The end.

 

[h2g2guy]

I know it's not technically GT5 specific, but I'm extremely surprised this hasn't popped up yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBb-QTtqy_I

 

[KyoDex]

Very necessary bump
Keeping the thread alive
---------------------------
Kaz rest ye merry racing bobs
Bring you good luck this race
For remember Kaz has told you
To speed into first place
And save us all from X1 trollers
When they have gone astray
No, wait cuz you're not allowed online
Not allowed online
Oh, please PD add B-Spec online

PD: Remote Races

......oh

 

[Milldrum]

Let's try a group one. I will start and someone can do the next line.

One the first day of Christmas, Kazunori gave to me, a DLC Skyline for free.

On the second day of Christmas, Kazunori gave to me, 2 funny horns and a DLC Skyline for free.

 

[KyoDex]

Let's try a group one. I will start and someone can do the next line.

One the first day of Christmas, Kazunori gave to me, a DLC Skyline for free.

On the second day of Christmas, Kazunori gave to me, 2 funny horns and a DLC Skyline for free.

On the Third Day of Christmas, Kazunori gave to me, 3 Brand new Add-ons, 2 Funny horns and a DLC Skyline for free.

 

[HippieGiraffe]

On the fourth day of Christmas, Kazunori gave to me, 4 shiny Enkei's, 3 Brand new Add-ons, 2 Funny horns and a DLC Skyline for free.

 

[Milldrum]

On the fifth day of Christmas, Kazunori gave to me, 5 Gold Chrome chips..... 4 shiny Enkei's, 3 Brand new Add-ons, 2 Funny horns and a DLC Skyline for free.

 

[ConRollins]

Ok, I'll bite. Merry Christmas everyone and have a happy and joyous holiday.

 

[PTK]

This song is dedicated to cliche lobbies.

Deck the track with x1 folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Top Gear makes those trolls so jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our pink Volkswagens,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Lobby is constantly lagging,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the dragsters speed before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Rev your engine and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Cops and robbers 80 kilometers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Look at those anarchic speeders,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the veyron passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail thine car, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Drive we joyous all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the rainy weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Haha very good!

 

[Milldrum]

On the sixth day of Christmas, Kazunori gave to me, 6 speed transmissions, 5 Gold Chrome chips..... 4 shiny Enkei's, 3 Brand new Add-ons, 2 Funny horns and a DLC Skyline for free.

 

[LeGeNd-1]

Anybody notice the Christmas song playing in the background of the 'Seasons Greetings' card (when you startup the game after the update)? Nice gesture on PD's part 👍

 

[kennylmao]

Not really a song but it rhymes!

Merry Christmas everybody!
Do you know why I'm so happy?
Got the new 86 GT,
From Kazunori Yamauchi!

 

[masterrawad]

tomorrow is christmas everybody!

 

[HippieGiraffe]

tomorrow is christmas everybody!

It's 1:30am here now... Merry X-Mas

 

[klassykid9801]

It's 1:30am here now... Merry X-Mas

Its 5:21 AM here, merry christmas to all of GTP!!!!!!

 

[UnionStrike]

Even funnier if you read them in Stalin's voice.

 

[masterrawad]

Even funnier if you read them in Stalin's voice.

Палуба трек с x1 глупости,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.
Top Gear делает эти тролли так весело,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.

Дон мы теперь наши розовые Фольксвагены,
Фа-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла.
Лобби постоянно отстает,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.
Смотрите драгстеры скорость перед нами,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.
Rev ваш двигатель и присоединиться к хору.
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.

Полицейские и грабители 80 километров,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.
Посмотрите на эти анархической speeders,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.

Быстро прочь Veyron проходит,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.
Радуйся твою машину, вы ребята и девушки,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.

Диск мы радостное все вместе,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла.
Не обращая внимания на дождливую погоду,
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-лaaaaaaaaaa!