A DEA officer stopped by a farm one day. "I need to inspect your land in case you are growing illegal drugs," he said.
The farmer replied, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The DEA officer verbally exploded. "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the officer removed his badge and shoved it in the farmer's face.
"See this ****ing badge!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I want, on any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?!" The farmer nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, he heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by a large, ferocious bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs: "Your badge! Your badge! Show him your badge!"
