Jonathon For Governor?

[Jimmy Enslashay]

Would you vote for this guy?

 

[Omnis]

Is that the vampire?

I want to see criminals impales on metal poles.

 

[VIPFREAK]

Phew.. Minnesota.

 

[Blake]

Yeah, I read about this. Funny stuff.

 

[a6m5]

This guy was on the news just the other day. I read the whole page, but talk about a gimmick! He just kept on mouthin' off about how wonderful he is. When he does finally touch on politics, he sounds like third grader. And he wants to race NASCAR while he's running for the office? What are they, part-time jobs? And I thought this guy was bad......

 

[Andrew R]

Wow, that's a killer opening paragraph. "I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is me enemy. However, it doesn't mean I hate all his followers"

I don't know about the relgious stance of Minnesota but even if it's not predominantly christian, that still doesn't sound like he's getting off on the right foot. Then he claims he's like 'Rocky' and he was a pro boxer turned wrestler with a NASCAR license.

Seems like the only thing he hasn't mentioned doing is prostitution and anything related to Minnesota.

I like those odds!

 

[X-Othermic]

Wow, that's a killer opening paragraph. "I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is me enemy. However, it doesn't mean I hate all his followers"

If i said that in my maths class i'd get murderd... my teacher's a devout christian.

 

[Lee]

Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname 'The Impaler' means.

Why do I find that funny?

 

[emad]

Why do I find that funny?

...lex the impaler

 

[Pupik]

Phew.. Minnesota.

Let me paraphrase:

Phew...not Florida!

 

[DuckRacer]

Would I vote for this guy? No.

You could give me all the money in the world and you still couldn't make me vote for him.

 

[VIPFREAK]

Unfortunately, I got Swartzinmyass and Jacko here so that pretty much makes up for it.

 

[xXSilencerXx]

Hell no, I'd never vote for anyone like that.

 

[Spock]

I am a Satanic Dark
Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.

( the website put the caps there, i didnt)

any satanic dark priest running for governor is good in my book. id vote

 

[a6m5]

You could give me all the money in the world and you still couldn't make me vote for him.

Well, for all the money in the world............. I can vote for him, and he'll still lose by a million votes.