My my I have some updating to do...
Firstly, drove my friend's Clio to Cardiff and back again; hated every minute of it. Gearbox, brakes, steering and build quality are all hateful hateful things (closing the sunroof at 70MPH made the driver's door simply pop open, for example), so I've vowed never to go near the damn thing again.
Secondly, remember this?
I popped over and had a look today, and it's all in very good nick. ...but it would be, seeing how it's 2 years old. The dealer said it was basically priced for a quick sale (there was a £1000 off sticker in the window) and that there was 'no negotiation, basically'. Which is fair enough, as according to WhatCar it's worth £200 more than it's advertised for.
Anyway, I'm off to drive that tomorrow morning. I'm not sure if I want to spend £5000 on a car, but at least I'll have driven a normal Ka of some sort.
Yeah, no. I got a phone call at about 8AM the very same morning telling me someone had just phoned up and put down a deposit. So I never did drive a standard Ka.
Thirdly, took a trip down to see the SportKa that isn't guarded by slimey Vauxhall salesmen today, had a good look round it, took it for a drive, bought it
...well put down a deposit anyway, and will pay the rest when I go and pick it up. So I shall soon be the proud owner of a SportKa

Because none of you saw that coming, did you?
So, details... It's done 49,000 miles, was registered in December 2004 and was owned by a woman living about half a mile away from me, as it turns out. Everything is absolutely pristine apart from the steering wheel (which has got a little chafed, as is normal with leather ones), and there's not a spot of rust on the thing as far as I could see. I agreed to pay £3995 in the end because 1) he wouldn't budge, 2) there were no others of that age for any less on AutoTrader or eBay, 3) I was impressed with the condition, and 4) it was very close to WhatCar and Parkers' suggested independent dealer prices. And it comes with a 3 month warranty and a shiny Ford 6 disk CD Changer, which as far as I can tell was a £500 option when new.
I've sorted out the insurance, and now have to sit and wait while Quinn-Direct send me the certificate so that I can go and tax it.
But there we are, I have a car

...or will have soon!