Just funny stupid stuff people try to get away with...

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Impreza04
The people using Blowup dolls are better.. but still.. clever

The actually sell these mannequins on magazines such as SkyMall, which is available on airplanes. Anyways, it's this mannequin that comes dressed as a man and you place it on the passenger's seat... so you won't drive alone... next thing you're writing e-mails to yourself I guess.
 
* Trooper pulls over apparently-single lady in HOV lane *

"Step out of the car, ma'am. Now please urinate on this stick, ma'am."

* waits 5 minutes *

"Apparently you're not travelling alone after all. My congratulations to you and the father. Buckle up and have a nice day, ma'am."
 
Duke
* Trooper pulls over apparently-single lady in HOV lane *

"Step out of the car, ma'am. Now please urinate on this stick, ma'am."

* waits 5 minutes *

"Apparently you're not travelling alone after all. My congratulations to you and the father. Buckle up and have a nice day, ma'am."

the lady

"Oh no, the condom must've had holes."
 
I wonder if the voices in your head count as well.

hmm...*thinks, then discusses it with everyone else in his head*

Looks like its car pool lane for me from now on!
 
HOV violations and court costs are quite high in Arizona.
 
Excellent, you've got to admire her creativity, mind you... :lol:

I assume a Mafioso could use the carpool lane, provided he has a dead body in the trunk? 💡
 
No. Because they only take up one place in the car.

However, does that mean a morbidly obese person can drive alone? (If they can drive)
 
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