Kenyan, 73, Kills Leopard With Bare Hands

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Kenyan, 73, kills leopard with bare hands

Grandfather turns tables on attacking cat by grabbing tongue


Updated: 12:55 p.m. ET June 22, 2005

NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M’Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M’Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard’s mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal’s tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

“It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping,” he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

M’Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

“This guy is very lucky to be alive,” Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.


Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657


Holy ****. This is ridiculously cool, how insane is this guy?!
 
a6m5
I want to see him beat the crap out of Jet Li, next.
You mean rip his tongue out while a neighbour finishes him off with a machete!
 
Amazing story that!

I once heard a story from one of Ozzy Osbourne's 'roadies' from back when Ozzy was a paranoid, drug fuelled nutter. He had to find 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. Jeff Beck pops his head around the door and mentions that there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So there's the roadie and Keith Moon breaking into this sweet shop, well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great Bengal Tiger! He managed to take out the Tiger with a can Mace, but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story. He had to beat them to death with their own slippers!! Nasty buisness really, but sure enough, He got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show that night.
 
GTRacer4
You mean rip his tongue out while a neighbour finishes him off with a machete!
I'm not into Jet Li flicks, but I think I'd buy that on DVD. :p
 
Whoa that's awesome! Surely he had to be pretty strong to pull out it's tongue? Then again, i'm not much in the know about the insides of large mammals' mouthes.
 
AND THE LORD SAID UNTO DANIEL:


"Leopards ain't got **** ON ME!"
 
"Drop your razor sharp blade Daniel! Stick your hand in his mouth I say!"
"Is that you God?"
"Do it!"
"Okay....AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"Haha you see jesus I told you he would do it! You got to manipulate people son, you see that's yeah the people cursified you. You got to grab em' by the balls."

"sorry dad, that's why your god."
 
the_undrtaker89
"Drop your razor sharp blade Daniel! Stick your hand in his mouth I say!"
"Is that you God?"
"Do it!"
"Okay....AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"Haha you see jesus I told you he would do it! You got to manipulate people son, you see that's yeah the people cursified you. You got to grab em' by the balls."

"sorry dad, that's why your god."

OMG! LMAO! That quote would be hilarious if it was remotely funny!!!1
 
a6m5
I want to see him beat the crap out of Jet Li, next.

Fine. But Jet Li needs to kill a leopard with his bare hands first. And nothing lame like kicking it in the nuts, either. :)

GTO_VR4
That story was awesome........back in June 22, 2005


:dunce:

Sorry to disappoint. I'll try harder next time. 👍
 
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Fine. But Jet Li needs to kill a leopard with his bare hands first. And nothing lame like kicking it in the nuts, either. :)
Haven't you seen his movies? I bet he could take two leopards at the same time.
 
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OMG! LMAO! That quote would be hilarious if it was remotely funny!!!1

LOL. now THAT made me laugh.

Sorry, undertaker. You always seem to brick out...terribly.
 
Actually, if you're attacked by a predator like a dog, wolf, leopard, etc, you are supposed to stick your hand in the mouth of the animal. The idea is to choke the animal, but clearly pulling out it's tongue works too.

Really, really cool story.
 
Ev0
Actually, if you're attacked by a predator like a dog, wolf, leopard, etc, you are supposed to stick your hand in the mouth of the animal. The idea is to choke the animal, but clearly pulling out it's tongue works too.

Really, really cool story.

...don't stick your hand in the mouth of a shark. 'kay?

I'm not too keen on sticking my hand in the mouth of an animal that's mauling me. You can always use a bible and explode the **** out of its brains. Ala, "THE JUST HAND OF GOD SMASHES YOUR MUH'****IN' FACE!"

But seriously....i guess you'd just have to punch it in the throat and try and go down the esophagus. Just placing your hand in the mouth is most likely NOT the way to go. You're not getting a manicure or something.
 
Sniff his ass and grant him the same.
 
That's awesome. Let's say YOU *really* heard a voice from God or some voice from "above". Would you rip out his tongue, or think you were halucinating?
 
Well, first I'd ask him why I was a virgin, and if I would get tons of leapord-slayer sex if I indeed ripped the tongue out.

Then I would cancel the time-out I called with the leopard and he'd get back to mauling me, and I would rip out the tongue and say, "OWNED." while thrusting my pelvic area triumphantly.
 
Omnis
Well, first I'd ask him why I was a virgin, and if I would get tons of leapord-slayer sex if I indeed ripped the tongue out.

Then I would cancel the time-out I called with the leopard and he'd get back to mauling me, and I would rip out the tongue and say, "OWNED." while thrusting my pelvic area triumphantly.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hilarious image in my head...
 
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