Lady Drifters!

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Well, I was just wondering if there were any lady drifters in this forum. If so please tell me your favorite drift car. If not I was just wondering. :D
 
Well, I personally do not know of one female on this forum...and the population of drifters is much smaller than normal drivers in Gran Turismo...so....My bet is that you won't find one around here...But I could be wrong.

Edit: Just saw RacerGurl.
 
actually,I posted a forum about this topic kinda a long time ago,and the poll was who was a guy drifter and who was a chick drifter,and I got ONE vote under chick drifter,now whether someone was lying about that or not,that's a different story =P

AE86Driver

P.S. by the way,the person who voted as a chick drifter didn't reveal "herself" -_-
 
I know of three women that do post here (GTP) on a regular occasion. Tatinee, Lotus350, and bird2rock. I don't think that Tatinee or Bird do much racing, and I'm certain that Lotus is a grip racer. Fast would be considered an understatement.

Good luck finding a female on this board, much less a drifter.

AO
 
My sentiments exactly... I guess it takes a while to learn about women.
 
to learn about women Duke?in my own opinon,I don't think us guys will EVER understand women they way they understand us so easily =P,hehe

AE86Driver
 
hehe,very true frustrated =D.my friend though,his girlfriend won the "fight" that was between them,cause his girlfriend said somethin' like,"we won't do it for a month if you keep this up!",so yeah,they reeeeally have an advantage over us ^_^

AE86Driver
 
AE86 thats pretty funny about lying if they were female or not. Women do tend to threaten not to "Put Out", I guess you could say, so I guess thats why they do win most of the fights
 
Great to Be a Guy


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Originally posted by Frustrated Palm
Great to Be a Guy


- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

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I get few chances to be shallow...

Also great for a guy when said benefit is worn by the female.
 
I found that so intensely humerous..... some of my favorites...
- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's
- You never have to drive on to another gas station because this
that one is my mom, right there, defined.
- Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
Hahaha, thanks man.
 
frustrated palm, did you come up with that list?

i think i've seen it b4

but it's hilarious to read it again :lol:

No NOS 4 Me :
it looks like they were testing the physics engine to see if drifting works in the game :)
 
I ask you this....

If a man says something in a forrest and theres no women around to hear him, is he still wrong? ;)
 
We need to know is there any girls on GTP first and then you ask if they drift ...IS THERE ANY GIRLS ON GTP
 
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