Originally posted by DessViperV-10
klos is funny as hell
That odd place called heaven is pretty funny too...
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Hi (maybe not), my name is {censored} {censored} {censored}. You can call me youth_cycler. I live in southern California, land of no rain, strange basketball players in yellow and purple jerseys, and teenagers that bring the words "Hell on wheels" to life. I'm 14 years old, going into High School, am 5'7", and weigh 106 lbs. No wonder my friends call me "fatty". I don't do any team sports, because it's always someone else's fault if I were to make a so-called "mistake". Thus, I do Cross Country and Track, so that someday I can run from someone. Anyone. I have no life. I've been at this computer for longer than I can remember, and a few hours ago I went to water the cement. When I'm off of my computer, I like to cut my toenails or play GT3 (depends on what kind of mood I'm in). I'll be happy when school starts, so that I can go in a room that has a blasted air conditioner (our house runs on solar and generator energy, so we don't have enough electricity to run an A/C system). Animals like us. Currently, we have 9 foxes, 6 raccoons, and 3 skunks that visit us every night to see what they can take. The rabbits like to hide under our Subaru BRAT, which didn't sell well (couldn't have been the name). I live on 12.5 acres, while 99% of the rest of southern Californians live so close together that you could step out onto your front steps and spit into your neighbor's living room. I can also see stars at night, while everyone else gets to see dirty fog. I like to drink soymilk, because everyone else drinks cow milk, and I think soybeans make better milk. I'm smart, yes, vedy vedy smart... don't ask why. One of my friends got a 1600 on his SAT in his Freshman year. He's even scarier than me. I like to read Dilbert, because the boss reminds me of a lot of people... maybe even you. Saint Dogbert is my idol, since I don't believe in this God that some of you speak of. Obviously, I like to type... in fact, aside from my math homework, I usually type most assignments, unless of course Word decides to shut down for no particular reason. I think Bill Gates rigged all of the Macintosh versions of Word. I also like to talk a lot. Yabber yabber yabber. I only have a 56K connection, and it only runs at 26.4K, so there too. Did I mention that animals like us? Anyway, I don't watch [much] TV... why anyone would want to watch people living in a home, I don't know. If you really wanted reality TV, then install a camera on top of your TV. Anyway, America's Funniest Home Videos is a good show that I watch every week... for some reason, it's funny when people fall. Also, I love the narration by that Sheriff guy on World's Wildest Police Videos. Wow, both of those shows end with "Videos". When I'm truly bored, I watch NASCAR... I like to think of it as forced suicide. Anyway, I came to GTPlanet to get better at GT3, but this site makes a good scapegoat for any emotional problems I may have. I like scapegoats. If you read all of this, then go away before your head explodes.
And for those of you who scroll down to the bottom of someone's post just to read the final line and bypass everything else, well, this is it, you lazy bum.
