Being wrong is wrong.
I explained it in what may be the simplest way possible several times, then provided specific examples to try to explain it better. Short of attempting to use metaphors for an explanation that may very well just confuse people further, I don't think there is any other way to go over it.
I would hope that most of the people on this forum understand what RPMs are, and engine revs are the only particularly complicated concept in every attempt of an explanation I made. I already pared back the explanation to the extent that it wasn't completely accurate, and I will not go any further because the only thing doing so will do is give people an incorrect impression of what the terms mean.
Another award-winning contribution to this thread by the self-appointed ruler of Proper Participation in threads.