lolcode

[Danoff]

This is genious.

http://lolcode.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

Example program:

I HAS A VAR ITZ 12
OBTW this is a long comment block
see, i have more comments here
and here
TLDR
I HAS A FISH ITZ BOB
KTHXBAI


Also this:

<expression>
O RLY?
YA RLY
<code block>
NO WAI
<code block>
OIC

 

[GTPorsche]

Well, there goes the English language...

 

[Rallywagon]

Not that programming languages are really teaching our kids english, but this is not genius. I think I may... yep, there it went... I puked in my mouth...

 

[eran0004]

Well, for the lols it's actually pretty cool. I wouldn't want to use it for anything practical though

 HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
     AWSUM THX
         VISIBLE FILE
     O NOES
         INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

 

[Rallywagon]

I think what shocks me is that more than one person took the time to create a compiler for this!

 

[tarnheld]

Great stuff, sure someone has proven it to be turing complete. The syntax isn't that bad, except for the hilarious keywords. If you're into esoteric programming languages too check out Whitespace or Taxi.

 

[Rallywagon]

I can't help but read this in Bruce's voice.

 

[FoRiZon]

Gotta show it to my lecturer.

Imagine his amazement after months of Java and C++.