Nice pun...
If you're made of money, there's the Xbox One Elite controller due out sometime which adds interchangeable sticks (including long sticks for more precision), an interchangeable D-pad which is apparently quite good for fighting games, dual-mode triggers with a sort of short-stroke 'hair trigger' feature, buttons on the back that work as shortcuts for other buttons (i.e. they don't count as new buttons, just a second set), configurable this, configurable that... For $150.
I personally use a 360 controller because the software I was using for my DS4 started hard crashing my PC, that was DS4 to Xinput Wrapper (or whatever it was called), though. I'm going to try out InputMapper (Thanks
@GTPorsche) though. I also have a Play Sega controller:
It's basically a USB Saturn controller, it's good for emulated games and simple things like Rogue Legacy, the d-pad is infinitely better than the one on a 360 pad (but, really, what isn't?) so it's quite nice. If you have, say, the Mega Drive collection on Steam you might find a use for one.