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ive seen people get banned for resurecting old threads
GT_Fan2005ive seen people get banned for resurecting old threads
Beebut its like all about the 2002 f1 season, it would be better if u just done the same but for 2005
The BMW-Williams engineers got straight on the radio
to Juan and told him to watch out for the deer.
There was a strange silence from Juans car.
Its like a horse with horns, the engineers explained.
TalentlessOn his farewell from Jordan, Eddie presents him with a display case: Gravel From Around The World, a memento from every single run-off he visited in 2002. The display weighs about 1.4 tonnes in total.
Talentlesshttp://www.planet-f1.com/features/guest/guest.html/f1/ENG?guest0001=guest0063
Michael Schumacher: He's A Secret Hippy
By Arlo Freelove III
Somethings happened at Ferrari, man. The World Champion, dude, Michael Schumacher has come over all new-age. You dont believe me. The evidence is there staring you in the face. By the time the season ends youre gonna see incense burning in the Ferrari pit and that big red mother of an F1 car go pyschedelic. Dont believe me? Well heres the reasons why:
* The name itself - Schumacher. Hes a guy whos descended from a long line of guys who made their own shoes. Every self-respecting hippy wants to shake off the capitalist footwear industry and make his own sandals. Michaels ancestor dudes were way ahead of their time.
* Whats yours is mine. Hes not into the 'mine, mine mine' culture. Like I heard at Imola, Michael gave Rubens his race car and took Rubens. He shares, man. He shares.
* Hes into lentils. It is way obvious. How do you get to be that thin if youre not on a vegetarian diet? Take a look at the bro, Ralf. Ralf looks like hes a large burger, extra fries and king-size cola kinda guy. Michael loves animals too much to make them lunch. He's a bean curd pilaf and lentil casserole man, man.
* Hes said no to nuclear power. Who was it who gave us Atomkraft Nien Danke (Nuclear Power No Thanks) Yeah, the Germans. And Michael has made it way clear that hes not prepared to drive a nuclear-powered Ferrari.
* He wants to live in Switzerland. How cool is that. He wants to live in the country thats known for its peace-loving, anti-nuclear policies.
* Hes not into negative vibes. No way will he resort to *****in up the other drivers. Like the dude Montoya has a way bad karma and complains about him. What does Michael do? He just smiles the smile of inner peace. He has it, man. He has it.
* Hes not competitive. His life force is freedom and speed. That bad karma dude Montoya goes to pass him in Brazil and Michael says Hey, Ill jump out of the way, dude and moves over. Except Montoya gets it all wrong.
* Hes totally into festivals. Michael had a word with F1 head honcho Bernie and said no way will I drive if theres a freakin grand prix the weekend of June 29th/30th, thats Glastonbury, man. And he totally dug Bernie when Bernie said, Yo, fixed it, man.
*Ferrari its a world party. They got French, Italian German, South African, British and Swiss dudes hangin out. Its like a beautiful rainbow nation coming together. How stoked does Michael feel working there. Like Id say, totally stoked, dude.