Make Your Car Sound Fast

[Nasadus]

This one is for the ricers among us.

The Turbo Noise Simulator



So,who's getting one?

 

[Hell Raiser]

This one is for the ricers among us.

The Turbo Noise Simulator



So,who's getting one?

ROTFF....................hold on let me catch my breath
That **** is way too funny,but i'm sure the Ricers will rise up for this crap

 

[Max_DC]

👍 ordered

 

[sicbeing]

Im into turbo and some ricey stuff, but .. no way 👎

 

[animateria]

Ha!! What the hell is up with some people... LOL...

I already envision a moron with a xA (Like that idiot from the Scion TV ads...)... Putting one of those on...

 

[Hell Raiser]

Ha!! What the hell is up with some people... LOL...

I already envision a moron with a xA (Like that idiot from the Scion TV ads...)... Putting one of those on...

Wait till they start selling it at AutoZone or Pepboys,then all hell would break loose

 

[ND4SPD]

Oh sweet Jesus....Now I won't be able to tell a fast car from a poser.

 

[sicbeing]

Oh sweet Jesus....Now I won't be able to tell a fast car from a poser.

sure, just speed up, and when the 1980's civic doesnt speed up too, youll know.

 

[ND4SPD]

sure, just speed up, and when the 1980's civic doesnt speed up too, youll know.

Touché, or just ask them to pop the hood so I can see the turbo, and watch their faces go red.

 

[mr_pushrod]

I'm going to buy one...........for my bicycle, lol.

 

[ND4SPD]

I'm going to buy one...........for my bicycle, lol.

Sweetness, You just gave me an idea......

 

[sicbeing]

Touché, or just ask them to pop the hood so I can see the turbo, and watch their faces go red.

its bad enough i heard on the stern show or something how people are now getting these whistle mufflers, that just do nothing but give a loud SCREEAAAM as u accel, instead of simulating actual exhaust sound, now everyone wants to be "heard" in any way they can, not only does it have to be embarassing for them, but now they have to be annoying about it too 👎 this tubro BS will only add to it.

PS, i f-ing hate that scion commercial, that asain guy is like, "oh yea, turbo timer, uh, wheels, and it has an engine, and uh, its fast, or so the people at scion told me", and only a gay black dude will drive that peice of crap.

 

[mr_pushrod]

ND4SPD, you going to connect the vacuum bit to your mouth so it hisses when you breath?

 

[chinko]

Lmfao!

 

[stu007]

ah i wondered why i saw a Ford Fiesta which you could hear blow-off valve noises from...i thought something wasn't right there...now i know.

 

[Quick_Nick]

That's like the ultimate in poser technology.

 

[Ev0]

I'm going to buy one...........for my bicycle, lol.

👍

 

[Race Idiot]

ah i wondered why i saw a Ford Fiesta which you could hear blow-off valve noises from...i thought something wasn't right there...now i know.

That's not too uncomon, seeing as there is an RS Turbo MKIII Fiesta. And they are usually riced out.

 

[maccie]

💡

Next thing is the "engine blow up smoke generator"

 

[sicbeing]

"Smoke Generator/Tire Burnout Emulator".

"Fake Nitrous Spray"...or do they already have that?

"Blow up doll girlfriend, so people really think you ARE that cool!"

 

[Drifting Thunda]

Don't encourage the ricers...

 

[Victor Vance]

This one is for the ricers among us.

The Turbo Noise Simulator



So,who's getting one?

You know what I'm gonna do with that???


PUT IT ON MY HONDA 90 TRAILBIKE! PSSH AT THOSE ANNOYING, CAN-DO-FASTER-THAN-40 THINGS CALLED AUTOMOBILES!

 

[Jacks]

Oh please god know, i can already see the turbo badges on the Vauxhall novas/corsas. word gets out every ricer is going to have one. Hopefully they don't sell them in england.

 

[CalibreDan]

They already do sell them here, they have for a while - I saw no less than 10 Corsa's with them at Performance Vauxhall Show at the weekend.

 

[TheCracker]

I saw no less than 10 Corsa's with them at Performance Vauxhall Show at the weekend.

Surely thats an oxymoron?

 

[Jacks]

They already do sell them here, they have for a while - I saw no less than 10 Corsa's with them at Performance Vauxhall Show at the weekend.

Well they havn't figured it out up here yet and i hope it stays that way.

Surely thats an oxymoron?

 

[humbo]

Edit whoops wrong thread.

 

[LandoAWD]

http://www.sprayonmud.com/

I sold my turbo Laser, complete with whistle tip, bought the Rover, and accessorised it with the above.

 

[Omnis]

can i install it on my toilet?

*FLUSHHHH* --*PPPPPPPSSSSHHHHHHHTTT*

 

[bleurabbit7]

can i install it on my toilet?

*FLUSHHHH* --*PPPPPPPSSSSHHHHHHHTTT*

LMAO. Turbo flusher. Eliminates clogs.