Man sells a broken car using a particular classificate

[ItGivesYouWings]

Just wanted to share something that happened a couple of days ago.

A man from Cordoba, Argentina appealed to all his wit to sell his Peugeot 504 through Internet. He ended up writing a classificate. This might be the most appealing and convincing advertisment of a car because of the emotion the seller used for writing it. The car in question is a Peugeot 504 '95 using GNC and fuel.

The ad has been erased. Maybe he selled the car or couldn't resist to keep this marvel of automotive industry.

A rough translation of the ad:

"Buy this wonder of French engineering, somewhat rundown, among its many virtues.

Hail Immunity: Have fun watching how modern car users run, while your oonly concern should be hail with the size of an iceberg, or elephants falling upside down. If any kind of hail fell would affect the 504' body any kind of life on the planet would dissapear, as we know it.

Avoid speeding fines: the speedometer does not work, but do not worry, tha car never exceeds 120 km/h not even going down a hill with a tornado pushing down the back.

Don't care about envy: When you purchase an imported car, you have to fear envy and bad looks, you end up looking paranoic. That will never happen to this marvel of technology

Have you seen "Wild Tales"? Have you seen the car that overtakes Sbaraglia? You're about to buy it. No one will try to overtake you on the road, or at least the people that have seen the movie seen that movie. You'll see how black Audis will seed the pass.

Backup fuel: Operates with compressed gas (GNC) and fuel, this is perfect especially for people that forget to refuel like me. Rarely in life we have this kind of "Plan B" available.

The individual's personallity is important. Few things we see daily that depersonalize the individual, this is not the case.

Wind pleasure: It has no air conditioning or heating, so to cool down you have to open windows and ceiling, making it very close to the feeling of a bike and all the pleasure that it implicates.

Sounds of nature: Having no radio or CD! MP3 or USB, you travel listening to the cicadas anticipating heat comes. An additional advantage of not having these things is that you'll never bitter because of your local radio station put a bad song that makes you run the risk of an accident by getting distracted by it.

I fixed only those things that a real man does: Engine (there isn't any), front drivetrain, battery (bought one) and brakes. Painting, cleaning the dirt and all aesthetic details is a GIRLY THING.

Few cars in the world have the virtue of having won a Dakar, when it was PARIS - DAKAR."

 

[Tyger]

Hey it's all about patina and provenance nowadays, unrestored for the win. But hang on, no engine...?

 

[ItGivesYouWings]

Hey it's all about patina and provenance nowadays, unrestored for the win. But hang on, no engine...?

Broken and removed engine. The car is in restoration state. Now the original owner posesses a new grey 2014 Ford Fiesta. He sold the car for a lot of money.