Marriage / Love / Dating ADVICE

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Sorry, I am bored and would love to play role as the Love Guru, just like Dr. Ruth only I am much younger, taller, and more eh-- bored. Ask me many questions, I tell you NO lies! Thank you! As matter of fact here is a sample of my best work:

Dear Thea,
My husband wants sex more than I do, what should I do to not hurt his feelings? Thanks! From: Help!

Dear Help,
If he wants sex "all of the sudden" and "out of the blue" I would suspect that al quaeda and his terrorists have contaminated the water with ecstacy. Cut his water supply and tell him if he wants Niagra Falls back he's going to have to pay the price of respecting your need to not 'ding-ding' the pink envelope all night long. I am sure he will cancel spilling his white Niagra for the clear one. The Crystal Geysar kind instead of his "Arrowhead" if you catch my wind. If he still persists, then cut his oxygen supply: these guaranteed results however are permanant as he will never ask to hit the sack again.

-Thea
 
Usually people just create a thread about their special trouble. We don't put them all into one thread. That is why we are on the third chick trouble thread.
 
I created that thread because THE OTHER ONES GOT CLOSED. Due to off-topic chatter. Like this. And i don't know if it's really the third one anyway. And also note that the Ultimate Chick Trouble Thread before this one had like 8 people with problems on it. I just happened to run into one more recently than anyone else. Ok, heres a question for Thea- why do only pyscho's/weirdo's like me?
 
Thealosia, you truly are one of the most puzzling, perplexing individuals to stroll into these forums as long as I can remember. I find it extremely difficult to nail your personality; I can rarely tell if you're being serious or not.

For instance, when clicking on the "gallery" option found at the bottom of each of your posts, I am directed to a fake page. Why go to the trouble of doing this?

Is this thread supposed to be serious? Of course you're aware that claiming you're going to help people out and then posting a ridiculously sarcastic example of said "help" is self-defeating, right?
 
I can't take her seriously...I really can't...

Blake
 
do you really have to post so many new threads who are actually re-posts? Use a Awesome tool called the search function! and try and find a flash movie called "posting and you" Really watch it and pay attention.
 
If you're trying to be funny, don't waste time by creating a new thread. Humor should be subtle and well-placed, not shoved into people's faces.
 
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