Member of the week no.9 - Introducing Sting

[Danny]

Jordan - Yes, in the hope of getting laid by her. lol

Do you know something we don't?

 

[Sting]

well damn. Since you listed famous people I assumed you meant the celeb who goes by the name Jordan.

However, as for Jordan the owner of GTP, I'd give him a last rolo. Least I could do for creating this awesome forum. (Although he already has my money for premium subscription so why would he want a rolo?)

 

[Touring Mars]

Would you describe yourself as generous or stingy?

 

[Sting]

Would you describe yourself as generous or stingy?

I'd say generous.

 

[El Gigante]

Do you like cricket? I don't.

 

[Sting]

Do you like cricket? I don't.

Nope I don't. I don't like to watch it, and when I did it a few years ago in P.E at school, it was my least favourite sport. I prefer Football and Basketball of the non-motorised sports. lol

 

[El Gigante]

The only sports I like really are football and F1,, maybe a bit of tennis here and there.

 

[Cosmic]

Have you scored yet?

 

[Sting]

Have you scored yet?

Yeah I score sometimes in football. I tend to be a midfielder, so defense and offense are both my play.

 

[Dave A]

Do you think you could get past me if you were attacking and I was defending?

 

[Sting]

Do you think you could get past me if you were attacking and I was defending?

Don't see why not.

 

[Danny]

Is reading this post a good distraction from the people breaking into your house right now?

 

[Sting]

Is reading this post a good distraction from the people breaking into your house right now?

What house? oh........ brb

 

[TwinTurboJay]

Leg Man / ass man / boob man ?

 

[Danny]

/digestive tract man

 

[Dave A]

Don't see why not.

Don't you

 

[HACKr]

What kind of things make you laugh?

 

[ExigeEvan]

Put these in order of preference, No1 first.

Winning Euro Millions (Lets say £43million)
Being a F1 Driver
Happily married with kids.
Enjoyable job with good pay.
An aerosol sparyed on your pubic hair then ignited.

 

[Danny]

If you could put any coloured wig on any breed of cat, what colour would you put on what breed?

 

[ExigeEvan]

If you could hit Ultrabeat with any kitchen utensil which would you use (Blenders are game!)?

 

[Danny]

Which word describes Evan best:- Disgusting, Troubled or OHMYGODIT'SEVANWHERESJACK?

 

[Silverzone]

if silverzone knocked on your door at 3 AM would you let him in?


I wouldnt...

 

[HACKr]

Isn't this the strangest thread?
People ask you totally irrelivant questions and you're obligated to answer them.

Would Jack Bauer kick Chuck Norris's arse?

 

[Silverzone]

Would Jack Bauer kick Chuck Norris's arse?

Don't make Me get Chuck over here. He may turn the internet off.

anyways, on topic. What would be better? smallpox or getting eaten by a giant lizard.. slowly. he even takes time to season you properly. thats how slow.

 

[Sting]

Leg Man / ass man / boob man ?

Good question and a tough one to answer. If all three is allowed then all three, but if only one..... hmmmm, legs or ass.

What kind of things make you laugh?

Eddie Murphy films
Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow
Stand Up Comody
Parody songs.
Stuff like that.

Put these in order of preference, No1 first.

Winning Euro Millions (Lets say £43million)
Being a F1 Driver
Happily married with kids.
Enjoyable job with good pay.
An aerosol sparyed on your pubic hair then ignited.

Being an F1 Driver / enjoyable job. (because F1 is enjoyable and pays well)
Winning Euro Millions
Happily Married (not sure about kids. lol)
The aerosol. lol

If you could put any coloured wig on any breed of cat, what colour would you put on what breed?

Ginger wig on a siamese

If you could hit Ultrabeat with any kitchen utensil which would you use (Blenders are game!)?

Would a George Foreman, Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine be allowed?

Which word describes Evan best:- Disgusting, Troubled or OHMYGODIT'SEVANWHERESJACK?

Troubled

if silverzone knocked on your door at 3 AM would you let him in?

No

Isn't this the strangest thread?
People ask you totally irrelivant questions and you're obligated to answer them.

Would Jack Bauer kick Chuck Norris's arse?

lol thats what its all about, but its fine. lol

Nah, Chuck would win!

anyways, on topic. What would be better? smallpox or getting eaten by a giant lizard.. slowly. he even takes time to season you properly. thats how slow.

Errrrrmmm, interesting one..... smallpox. I don't wanna be digested by a lizard. lol



Keep the Q's coming people.

 

[Blake]

Why on earth did you even consider subjecting yourself to this?

 

[Sting]

Why on earth did you even consider subjecting yourself to this?

When you're as bored as me, trust me, any new question is welcomed. lol

 

[Dave A]

Are you lethargic?

Do you understand this "His mums a mitton dressed as a lamb", You've got the apple splatters" and I'll ave a jolly large"?

 

[Sting]

Are you lethargic?

Do you understand this "His mums a mitton dressed as a lamb", You've got the apple splatters" and I'll ave a jolly large"?

Nah I'm not lethargic.

Don't know any of them, but would apple splatters have to do with diorrhea?

 

[Dave A]

Yes it would.