Men and Women

[Mike Rotch]

A picture tells a thousand slaps

 

[Small_Fryz]

 

[TurboSmoke]

yeah and every knows what a man's on-off switch does but with women we are supposed to guess what they mean....and heaven help us if we get them wrong...

 

[Mike Rotch]

Originally posted by TurboSmoke
yeah and every knows what a man's on-off switch does but with women we are supposed to guess what they mean....and heaven help us if we get them wrong...

Where is that mind-reading superpower milefile was talking about, when you need it

 

[milefile]

On second thought, it might be very scary to read a woman's mind.

 

[Matrixhasu77]

That pretty much sums everything up in a nutshell.

 

[Gil]

Guys, if you have been "domesticated" (married). The quickest ways to confuse your woman:
1. Put the toilet seat down. (whilst not peeing on the floor or back of the toilet)

2. Clean the kitchen after dinner...without being asked.

3. Be "caught" running the vacuum.

4. Bring her flowers...without it being her birthday, your anniversary, or you having done something stupid.

5. Suggest a movie at home like "Kate and Leopold" or "While you were Sleeping".

A caveat to each of these things: Any one of them will confuse the hell out of your woman. Do any two and she'll be bragging on you to her friends.
Do any three on the same day...Be awake and alert, cause you will be getting laid, and not understanding why. Just roll with it.

Do not do all five on the same day or you will be losing your "guy card." Plus all your friends girls will hear about it. Then they will expect your buds to do likewise, and you will be in the doghouse with your boyz.

Go forth, and use this knowledge only for good!

 

[Der Alta]

Originally posted by Gil
1. Put the toilet seat down. (whilst not peeing on the floor or back of the toilet)

Standard practice.

2. Clean the kitchen after dinner...without being asked.

I bought it, prepared it, cooked it, cleaned up afterwards and even emptied the dishwasher. On a daily basis.

3. Be "caught" running the vacuum.

Twice a week. Wednesday night and Saturday night.

4. Bring her flowers...without it being her birthday, your anniversary, or you having done something stupid.

I leave them in her truck to find after work.

5. Suggest a movie at home like "Kate and Leopold" or "While you were Sleeping".

Nope, sorry, but I can't do that. Just not gonna happen

Do any three on the same day...Be awake and alert, cause you will be getting laid, and not understanding why. Just roll with it.

Yes, I basically live with a nympho. And I'm very happy about it.

AO

 

[psonefreak]

Yes, I basically live with a nympho. And I'm very happy about it.

lucky

 

[Gil]

See!!!
It works!!