Men vs. Women

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A young man went to a whore house, it was his first time, and the lady at the door noticed this.

"Go away and come back when you're ready"

So off he went and came back a few days later annoucing he was ready, the lady told him to go away, he wasn't ready.

"But I want to be screwed!"He exclaimed.

The lady replied: "What? Again?"

I know it's lame but I'm remembering it off of the top of my head...
 
(hahaha...good one)He was very suave as he slid up to a blonde at the singles bar, he thought he'd try out his new pick up line. "Hi beautiful. I'd love to get in your pants." "Why?" She replied. "There's already one asshole in there"
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Originally posted by Cobraboy
A young man went to a whore house, it was his first time, and the lady at the door noticed this.

"Go away and come back when you're ready"

So off he went and came back a few days later annoucing he was ready, the lady told him to go away, he wasn't ready.

"But I want to be screwed!"He exclaimed.

The lady replied: "What? Again?"

I know it's lame but I'm remembering it off of the top of my head...
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Originally posted by lotus350
Naked? :D
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If that's what makes you melt, Sure! I'll be sure to pass that one on to Mr. P



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The rules according to women are spot on! :odd: :p

but Barry Manilow is :yuck: :yuck: :lol:
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Manilow may not be your style. But I still believe that his music get the "sappy" girls out of their clothes.
 
Barry White is spinning is his grave at being compared to Barry Manilow. And I submit that Barry Manilow is personally responsible for getting a lot of those men laid, if you catch my drift. They don't call him "Barely Manenough" for no reason...
 
Originally posted by oosacker
(hahaha...good one)He was very suave as he slid up to a blonde at the singles bar, he thought he'd try out his new pick up line. "Hi beautiful. I'd love to get in your pants." "Why?" She replied. "There's already one asshole in there."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I hope you don't mind if I use this one.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
Barry White is spinning is his grave at being compared to Barry Manilow. And I submit that Barry Manilow is personally responsible for getting a lot of those men laid, if you catch my drift. They don't call him "Barely Manenough" for no reason...
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Okay, Barry Manilow is good enough to get in the "Sappy" girl's pants. He is right up there with "Air Supply".
Neither would last 10 minutes on a Saturday nite at a truck stop.






Duke, does that get me out of the 'doghouse'?
 
UPDATE

-Why did Dorothy get lost in the land of Oz?
Because she had three men giving her directions.

-Whats a major conflict in a man's life?
When pizza arrives during sex.
 
i have a good one.

a young inexperienced kid goes to a whore house for the first time and they ask him what he wants.the woman says"u can have anything u want,missionary,doggystyle,69" and so on.the guy says" 69 sounds cool"
so they go upstairs and get in position.
while their going at it the women lets out a fart."thats disgusting" the guy thinks,but doesnt say anything because he's enjoying himself.about 30 seconds later,she farts again,this one is even worse.again, he doesnt say anything because he's enjoying the pleasure.about 30 seconds later,she farts again and this one he couldnt bear.he stops, gets up and says"sorry mam, but i dont think i can take 66 more of those.

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come on, my circumsision(sp) joke wansn't funny but that one was!

dammit,now noone will ever find my jokes funny,the circumsision one probably scarred them for life with its unfunnyness(sp).
 

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