Microsoft Releases "A parent's primer to computer slang"

[sUn]

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

What will they think of next?

 

[Solid Fro]

They forgot M1rc0$haft.

 

[Matrixhasu77]

hahaha... that's so sad...

 

[Concept]

Idiots. Really, adults are way to concerned. The world isn't going to hell if a kid sees a boob before puberty.

I know that has nothing to do with this topic but over protective crap like the link above pisses me off. Some adults are just idiots. :-/

 

[Acid X]

I swear, that article, and concept's post are both positively hilarious.

"Really, adults are way to concerned. The world isn't going to hell if a kid sees a boob before puberty." x10

Classic!

 

[toyomatt84]

Um... well, my mom thought "Sup' Mom" meant "Super Mom" ....

I was quite stunned when I got an email with "Sup Mom" for the Sincerely section. I found out that she was mistaken.

 

[Event]

Um... well, my mom thought "Sup' Mom" meant "Super Mom" ....

I was quite stunned when I got an email with "Sup Mom" for the Sincerely section. I found out that she was mistaken.

Shows how computer illiterate old people are.

 

[Omnis]

in that feedback box, this is what i typed.

this article is ****ing stupid. children need to learn english, parents dont need to learn 13375P34K.

you people are ridiculous.

 

[Flerbizky]

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

What will they think of next?

HA!... M$ was pwn3d !... The article r0x0rz !...

 

[Shannon]

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[Race Idiot]

"ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."

Man I can imagine an announcer reading that out in a deadpan voice, hi-larious.

 

[Cosmic]

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[Will.c]

hehe. I put that too

I can't beleive it's serious..

 

[Impreza04]

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[cardude2004]

I learned a few things myself. I don't know any of those slang terms. People here will sometimes use them and I can't ever figure out what they are.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

I give them a 👍 for their courage to mention sploitz, which I haven't seen used anywhere. I guess when you're interested in how your software is doing, you pick things up.

 

[Joey D]

Man I can imagine an announcer reading that out in a deadpan voice, hi-larious.

God all I could think of is one of those serious documenteries on TV, you know the ones where they talk about some crazy ass tumor or some kid who got trapped in a man eating tiger cage. That statement alone made me laugh really hard.

 

[Quick_Nick]

OMFG! When I read things like this I feel even more outnumbered by stupid people.

 

[RX-7_FC_DrIfteR]

OMG that just made my day, Thats HElla funny. Is it just us or is microsoft really asking for people to hate them more with there stupid ideas....

 

[Ev0]

I have gotta show this to my friends, they will laugh their asses off at this!

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"pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.

 

[standard235]

i just ahd to post this.In the sponsors ad, it says Increase IQ in one... forgot the other.

That's just crazy! I thought we were talking about Microsoft!​

 

[usernamed]

Gotta love how this thing is under the "security" dir.