Most horrible death.

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Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I bet that if someone took a very sharp razor and made thousands of little cuts on your body, ripped out all your fingernails and toenails, cut off your eyelids, then tied you down in a pit of large hungry rats, that would suck.

Oh, and you can't forget the rubbing alcohol being poured on your cuts.
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And don't forget having Doug tell you about how great Bangle's designs are!



Sorry Doug. :p
 
You see Klos, I thought you were going to be self-depreciating and say something about dying while in sexual ecstasy with a woman. But you didn't. You're just full of suprises today.
 
I'm always full of surprises. You never know what I'm going to say. I don't even know what I'm going to say until I say it. That gets me into trouble sometimes.

Trouble equals bad.
 
Burning.
Drowning, on a sinking boat or submarine.

or

Klos not giving me the love I desperately need so that I eventually wither away in sadness and despair.
 
Starving to death must be up there.. I've heard its nothing like anything we could imagine cause we can eat whenever we like. your insides just swell up till they explode i've heard...
 
Could someone show me one documented case of someone actually burning up on the spot 'cause of spontaneous combustion? I thought for sure that was all nonesense.

Originally posted by xAkirax2004
Falling from a high spot...not enough to kill you instanly but suffering from the fall for 20 minutes or so. Then you die.
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Er, don't you mean 20 seconds? :odd: (Even that seems long)
Falling for 20 minutes would bore the hell out of me, I'd want to die by then.
 
Erm, I belive he means that after the fall you are laying on the ground suffering for twenty minutes.

I think it would be horrible if I were punched to death by Christopher Reeves.
 
My vote would go to crucifixion, even if you don't belive in Jesus or the Bible crucifixion was actually practiced and it is alot more painful than most people may think. here is a brief explanation of what goes on. I think you'll find it interesting. ;)

It all starts with scourging which would weaken the victim, cause massive blood loss, and probably induce shock. By the time the victim had carried the cross bar to the crucifixion area, he would be exhausted. (yes victims actually had to carry part of their crosses to where they were going to be killed.)
Once up on the cross, the victim would have his body weight suspended by their arms. In this position, it is difficult to completely exhale. The victim could take shallow breaths for a while, but eventually would be forced to push himself up to take a full breath. (keeping in mind that both the hand and legs are impaled)
At this point three things happen:
The victim's weight is now fully supported by his feet. The nails through the feet hit two major nerves running through the area. The result would be excruciating pain in the legs.
The nails in the wrists would pierce the main nerve running through the arm. As the victim pushed up to breath, the wrists would rotate against the nail, irritating the nerves and causing intense pain in the arms. Some authorities also believe that the crucifixion position would dislocate the shoulder or elbow. Any movement would aggravate the pain from these injuries.
The wounds on the victim’s back from the scourging would push up against the rough part of the centerpiece. This would tend to re-open the wounds, leading to more pain and blood loss.

This combination of pain would quickly force the victim to lower himself back down. Eventually, the victim would no longer be able to raise himself up and would slowly (very slowly) suffocate to death while slowly bleeding and in constant pain. It could even take days for the victim to die.

not exactly a nice way to die. Along with crucifixion I think that being in a nazi concentration camp would be the worst way to die.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Erm, I belive he means that after the fall you are laying on the ground suffering for twenty minutes...
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That would make more sense.

Drowning is definitely not a way I'd like to go out. It's the panic sense you get when you're running out of air I hate, with finally the twitching and convulsing part...
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
Drowning in a small confined space. Ie trapped in a storm drain.

or anything involving spiders.

As the old joke goes "Peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

AO
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aHAhhaHahaHa that one is SO cool. and yeah, I agree completely with Der Alta. those would also be mine.

Cano
 
being crucified on a metal cross in the middle of a desert, durring the middle of summer, with a bunch of incects eating you alive from the inside out.
 
being put on some sort of machine that stretches you. day by day you would be stretched by 2cm until your shoulders and ankles dislocate,

being kept in a small cage on top of a red ant hill.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Erm, I belive he means that after the fall you are laying on the ground suffering for twenty minutes.

I think it would be horrible if I were punched to death by Christopher Reeves.
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Yeah. That's what I meant.


Haha. Being punched by Christopher Reeves. That would just suck. Cosidering he's paralyzed from the neck down. And the fact he can't move 95% of his body parts.
 
Having each small joint cut off one by one incredibly slowly. Start with the fingers, cutting off each small piece at each joint with small saw.
 
Originally posted by GTJugend
I'll second Leslie Nielsens opinion on this in "the naked gun"

Getting your balls chewed off by a laplander.
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That movie was the funniest movie ever.
To answer your question drowing in urine.
 
Originally posted by pimpin_t
being put on some sort of machine that stretches you. day by day you would be stretched by 2cm until your shoulders and ankles dislocate,

being kept in a small cage on top of a red ant hill.
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they have a technique where they take wet leather strips ans tie them to your hands and feet then nail spikes into the ground and tie one strap to each spike. As the leather dries in the sun it slowly shrinks and slowly rips you into 4 peices.

What about being tied to a tree by your hands (behind your back not the front, so your whole body is hanging from your shoulders) then having your belly slit open then your intestines slowly pulled out and covered in maggots?
 
I just thought of another way to die badly...


The rack.

For those who don't know what Im talking about, you layed down on a wooden plank and tied by the wrists and ankes and basically streched out till you split in half.
 
The death the chemical in "The Rock" gives you has to suck. Skin melting off, spasms so strong your back breaks... I'm guessing that's gotta hurt.
 
Some guy actually suffocated in elephant manure...:|
 
being raped by that thing from the ring

having mike tyson bite the hell out of me

being locked in a box with that hippo thats on 2ez2kill's avatar:lol:
 

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