My boss is retiring in 3 days and he's driving me CRAZY!!!

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<work rant>

Here's the deal. I work for the state of Massachusetts, in a state run University. Pretty easy job, typical state employment, come in late, leave early, way too many holidays. Union gig. Free tuition. Basically a dream job, except we're not overpaid like most state employees.

So what's the problem you may ask? Well, the state is out a lot of money, thanks to a crap governor (who thinks taking a state police chopper home for the holidays should be a perk) and the Big Dig (construction project from hell, billions over budget). As a result the state has offered qualifying employees an early retirement package to save some money and reduce layoffs.

My boss is taking the package. The problem is that, he's got a boner for the state, and is taking his job waayyyy too seriously for someone who's about to make $2500 a month for doing nothing for the rest of his life. As of Friday he's outta here, and yet he keeps on thinking up meaningless and trivial tasks for me to do before he leaves. Stuff like making a new flowchart in Word, because he doesn't know how. Asking me how do you turn on the computer. Calling so and so about unimportant stuff that isn't going to happen for another 2 months anyways...

The whole time, he's swearing us to secrecy about his last day, as if people really f-ing care when he's leaving. (He's a jerk, he's always screwing people) This morning he got really pissed off that Purchasing hadn't changed a purchase order yet...I mean, if I was in his position I'd probably just cruise on through the last week and then that's it, I'm out. But this guy, ugh...He's all about the job. Bah, I'm calling in sick tomorrow.

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Whew, I feel better now. Not that I don't like my job, I do, it's just frustrating to deal with him. To have to slog through meaningless and stupid tasks (which take time away from the work I need to get done) that will be worth absolutely zero come Monday...because they're not filling his position.

Thanks for listening...
 
Hang in there man. It will all end soon. Im thinking your boss just wants to have the last bit of power over someone before he leaves for good. He might not ever experience that again. Anyways just hang in there a few more days.
 
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You are starting to feel very very sick.
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So are you feeling ok? ;):D
 
Originally posted by space
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You are starting to feel very very sick.
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So are you feeling ok? ;):D

Umm, nope...feeling worse and worse by the minute. Why, I may have to leave early today as it is ;)

Thanks guys for the support. Everyone's blowing him off today, because we all know he's leaving. My coworker's asleep at his desk and the foreman just left :D

And of course I'm here banging away at the GTP, and getting no work done :smilewink
 
Originally posted by Macka


Umm, nope...feeling worse and worse by the minute. Why, I may have to leave early today as it is ;)

Thanks guys for the support. Everyone's blowing him off today, because we all know he's leaving. My coworker's asleep at his desk and the foreman just left :D

And of course I'm here banging away at the GTP, and getting no work done :smilewink
hehe getting no work done eh??? well..... :whip::whip: GET TO WORK SLAVE!!!! :whip::whip: :D
 
Originally posted by Macka
<work rant>



Whew, I feel better now. Not that I don't like my job, I do, it's just frustrating to deal with him. To have to slog through meaningless and stupid tasks (which take time away from the work I need to get done) that will be worth absolutely zero come Monday...because they're not filling his position.

Thanks for listening...

Time to come down with the five day upper respiratory virus.

Rick
 
Originally posted by rhnelson


Time to come down with the five day upper respiratory virus.

Rick

Head on down to my house, I've had the Flu for the past 5 days. :D And I'm all about sharing. ;)
 
Umm, no thanks dude! I think I'm already coming down with something *cough cough*

But I appreciate your giving nature :p

Seriously I am banging in tomorrow. Videogames and internet porn all day for me :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by space
:hypnotize:hypnotize:hypnotize:hypnotize
You are starting to feel very very sick.
:hypnotize:hypnotize:hypnotize:hypnotize


So are you feeling ok? ;):D

Whoa - now I'm feeling crook - and dizzy...
 
Next time he asks you to do something meaningless...ask him this just for poops and giggles...

"Excuse me sir, but how would you like me to prioritize this task?"

You might be surprised at the results...

Note: Feel free to replace "sir" with any word of your choice... ;)

:cheers: and hang in there...
 
Originally posted by risingson77
Wire $50,000 to my Swiss bank account. I'll get your boss a little "going away" present. 😈

Just what Macka needs - a call from a hysterical wife, asking where your boss is, because he didn't come home Friday night.

Actually, I'm just dark because you thought of it first.
 
Originally posted by vat_man


Just what Macka needs - a call from a hysterical wife, asking where your boss is, because he didn't come home Friday night.

Actually, I'm just dark because you thought of it first.

Heh, thanks. :D Hell, for an extra fifty large I'll make sure he doesn't get that call. :fdevil:

BTW, exactly WHAT is up with that jacked avatar and title of yours?
 
You can make it, Macka, just three more days to go! :D

BTW, exactly WHAT is up with that jacked avatar and title of yours?
You know, I've been wondering the same exact thing... :reallyodd
 
Originally posted by risingson77


Heh, thanks. :D Hell, for an extra fifty large I'll make sure he doesn't get that call. :fdevil:

BTW, exactly WHAT is up with that jacked avatar and title of yours?

:lol::lol::lol:

Ha! ROFL! That's what I needed....

No need for the overtime as he lives alone, the miserable ****.

BTW I did call in today, currently I'm at home watching Ricki Lake in my PJ's. Just spent the better part of the morning lapping Silverstone in a Williams F1 (playing F1 2001)

Now that's therapy :D
 
"Do YOU know what the great thing is about this country and it's policies? You can practically sue anyone, for practically anything!! Even your boss!! So is your boss giving you a hard time? SUE YOUR BOSS!! And you'll atleast get a settlement so there's nothing to lose! :cool:

hehe...the GTA3 commercial.

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Originally posted by Macka


:lol::lol::lol:

Ha! ROFL! That's what I needed....

No need for the overtime as he lives alone, the miserable ****.

BTW I did call in today, currently I'm at home watching Ricki Lake in my PJ's. Just spent the better part of the morning lapping Silverstone in a Williams F1 (playing F1 2001)

Now that's therapy :D

Ha! Shoulda known....oh well. The 50 Gs will come in handy anyway. Oops, I wan't supposed to say that. :D

Good choice of therapy, tho. Staying in PJs all day watching TV, playing video games and dubbing around on the internet = :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by Macka
BTW I did call in today, currently I'm at home watching Ricki Lake in my PJ's. Just spent the better part of the morning lapping Silverstone in a Williams F1 (playing F1 2001)

Now that's therapy :D

Ahhh - the proud Australian tradition of the Mental Health Day, or the dodgy sickie...
 
Ah, Mental Health days....they're international! :cool:

Aren't you up a bit late, vat? :D ....and the avatar! What is it? I'm dying to know here!
 
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