...and then you think you have a cricket in the house. So you spray everything in the house with some noxious chemical, only to realize it is the smoke detector, but now you're out of nine volt batteries. So you search for one all over your house, and find one in a remote control toy you haven't used in 20 years, but it's crusty and spilling acid, and you think to yourself..."I would have bought more batteries, but there's all those damn crickets disturbing me."
