MySpace Woes.

[Danny]

Any have and ideas about what to do?

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From: Danny
Date: Sep 28, 2006 9:33 AM


Really borin day too lol. Not much to do.

Skived school for a bit lol.

From: *-*- H e l e n -*-*
Date: Sep 28, 2006 6:10 PM



eeeee naughty boy did ya get caught?

From: Danny
Date: Sep 28, 2006 10:43 AM


Nope, too quick

From: [H]elen**
Date: Sep 30, 2006 2:40 PM
do u fancy goin out with me?

From: Danny
Date: Sep 30, 2006 2:55 AM

Thanks for the interest but I genuinely have no idea who you are, how old you are or where you live.

I wouldn't date someone I met on the internet, okay?

From: [H]elen**
Date: Sep 30, 2006 3:59 PM

duz every1 always make my life hell?

From: Danny
Date: Sep 30, 2006 8:13 AM

What are you talking about?

From: [H]elen**
Date: Sep 30, 2006 4:16 PM

wot d u mean?

From: Danny
Date: Sep 30, 2006 8:20 AM

Who's making your life hell?

From: [H]elen**
Date: Sep 30, 2006 4:22 PM

every1 including u

From: Danny
Date: Sep 30, 2006 8:23 AM

What've I done?

From: [H]elen**
Date: Sep 30, 2006 4:25 PM

u know fine well

From: Danny
Date: Sep 30, 2006 8:25 AM

Look, do you understand how I don't wanna go out with someone I've never met?

I don't even know where you live!


From: [H]elen**
Date: Sep 30, 2006 4:25 PM

well u cud ask nd id tell u but ur just a coward like every other lad and finish it wen it gets hard

From: Danny
Date: Sep 30, 2006 4:27 PM

Blaming my gender for your inability to find someone who wants to go out with you is bad. Don't do it.

From: [H]elen**
Date: Sep 30, 2006 4:50 PM
no u probably just ruin everything

 

[Evolution.]

What a tard. Probably some old, fat, sweaty guy anyways.

 

[Danny]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...&MyToken=f1b9b39b-dee1-4aac-bf33-c7a0e0c23f64

For referencing.

And now there's a bulletin.

From: [H]elen**

Date: Sep 30, 2006 4:37 PM
Subject some
Body: people just dont ever get the hint u like them

 

[TS]

 

[Gen.]

Pfft.

Myspace is made for emos and narcissists.

Also profile is set to private

 

[Roo]

From a very selfish point of view, keep the conversations going - your responses are awesome

Seriously though, just ignore them. If they get hacked off after 5 lines of text, then you don't want to spend any time with them - they'll just annoy you anyway.

 

[ExigeEvan]

OMG Danny your such a bigamist. I can't believe you messed with this girls feelings. What an A-hole you are!

 

[TS]

Pfft.

Myspace is made for emos and narcissists.

Also profile is set to private

Don't forget the occasional [bad spelling]petifile.[/bad spelling]

 

[Evolution.]

Also profile is set to private

Note she is supposedly 14 .

 

[Alex.]

hehe, stupid cow.

 

[Evolution.]

Actually, here is an idea. Offer to buy her a twinkie if she leaves you alone.

Surefire way to get entertaining responses.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Wait, how old are you MachOne?

 

[Evolution.]

I almost refuse to speak to people who use Myspace, and absolutely hate people that try to get dates on the internet.

No old man for me!

 

[ExigeEvan]

I don't get why people dislike MySpace.

Sure there's alot of depressed people and attention seekers, but it's also a great way to keep in touch with mates in general.

 

[DuckRacer]

I don't get why people dislike MySpace.

Sure there's alot of depressed people and attention seekers, but it's also a great way to keep in touch with mates in general.

Possibly, but MSN Messenger does a better job of that.

And MySpace IMO is full of old men, teenie boppers, emos, that crud.

 

[Evolution.]

Instant Messaging is mucho better than trying to communicate on Myspace. Plus you get random people asking to be your friend, like in Danny's case.

 

[Race Idiot]

I misread this thread as 'Myspace Whores' and I am sadly dissapointed.

 

[Flerbizky]

The only reason there's a myspace.com/flerbizky is because I wanted the name taken !...

 

[Flerbizky]

I misread this thread as 'Myspace Whores' and I am sadly dissapointed.

That would definitely have been more fun... Let's make a thread with that instead

 

[Silverzone]

Wow, Thats messed up dude. I don't talk to anyone i really don't know on myspace not because im afraid its a pedifiles, but really because I only use myspace to keep in touch with my freind's and such.

 

[TS]

I misread this thread as 'Myspace Whores' and I am sadly dissapointed.

That's funnier than what was being posted in the thread.

 

[sn00pie]

I misread this thread as 'Myspace Whores' and I am sadly dissapointed.

VERY STRANGE, I misread the thread title for MySpace Whores also, and got exactly what I had expected.

 

[Race Idiot]

VERY STRANGE, I misread the thread title for MySpace Whores also, and got exactly what I had expected.

I was going to edit my post after actualy thinking about my post but you know that would require

 

[Danny]

I misread this thread as 'Myspace Whores' and I am sadly dissapointed.

She wants to date me without meeting me. Is that not whore enough?

 

[sn00pie]

Only if she puts out.

 

[W00tn3ss]

She wants to date me without meeting me. Is that not whore enough?

How do you know if she really is a SHE?

 

[Anderton Prime]

I would get off MySpace. Forever. It's the second-last sign of the apocalypse!

 

[Danny]

Only if she puts out.

Yeah. Perhaps it's best if I ask this 14 YEAR OLD GIRL if she puts out.

How do you know if she really is a SHE?

Scary thought. Her pictures are all of the same person however, and she seems to have many female friends.

I'm getting tired of this. If this stalking continues, I shall be forced to toy with her emotions.

 

[Race Idiot]

Yeah. Perhaps it's best if I ask this 14 YEAR OLD GIRL if she puts out.

But wait aren't you like 12 years old, well you look 12 years old.

 

[WallRunner]

But wait aren't you like 12 years old, well you look 12 years old.

He's 16,

My uncle has a myspace, but it is full of Teenragers trying to get him to be friends

By The Way, This thread has made my IQ drop 8 points

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