Originally posted by ///M-Spec
Years ago, an old friend who liked to play phone pranks called me one day pretending to be soliciting for low interest loans. He was "offering" a really, really good interest rate and I was shopping for a car at the time, so I agreed to continue talking to him (usually I hang up). So he starts asking me financial history questions and about half way through he asked me if my girlfriend liked it in the butt. No kidding. Right before I started to cuss him out, he bust out laughing. But this is my suggestion...
I got him back almost a year later. I do a pretty convincing "good old boy" accent, so I called him and pretended to be from the sherriff's dept and that someone driving a vehicle matching his description had run someone off the road, causing some severe injuries. I knew exactly what kind of car he drove, where he drove it, HOW he drove it, etc. He bought it hook line and sinker and started blabbering and stampering. I ended the phone call by advising him to stay at his home and that a deputy was on his way shortly to take him down to the station house for questioning, and that he should contact an attorney if he had one.
I could almost see the scared wittless look on his face when I hung up. I called him right back and laughed my ass off.
This is not an especially nice prank, so maybe you should NOT try this on your girl.
M
The trick to making the 'cop story' work is to be completely convincing. The voice, the lingo, etc has to be just right, otherwise she'll catch on and just think you're a random weirdo.
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