New feature for next version of Word

[vat_man]

Finally, the convenience you demand from your Word Processor!

 

[Gran Turismo7058]

posted by WORD PAPER CLIP

Looks Like Your Commiting Suicide!

Dude thats A Awsome WORD Program

 

[Sertsa]

Millions of employees who've been cut, seen their retirement funds get shredded, and their execs citing the Fifth Amerndment demand it!

 

[LoudMusic]

Originally posted by Sertsa
Millions of employees who've been cut, seen their retirement funds get shredded, and their execs citing the Fifth Amerndment demand it!

I don't think it even takes that much. Just using MS Word drives some people to near suicide.

Or ... supporting people who use MS Word. No, I'm not going to kill myself ... just the 50 people who ask me how to center text.

~LoudMusic

 

[sn00pie]

Originally posted by LoudMusic


I don't think it even takes that much. Just using MS Word drives some people to near suicide.

Or ... supporting people who use MS Word. No, I'm not going to kill myself ... just the 50 people who ask me how to center text.

~LoudMusic

 

[1X83Z]

Will you fix mine?

 

[Sertsa]

Loud: You have one of the support jobs. Just keep repeating over and over to yourself that not everyone is an idiot, it just seems that way.

Anyway, this might not touch what you hear every day, but the best tech support story I've heard is from an aquaintence who got a call from some guy asking that the cup holder be replaced. He thought it was a nice feature, the cup holder, but he thought it should have been made sturdier since he used a large coffee cup. She couldn't figure out what he meant but, after talking a while, finally realized he was using the CD-Rom bay to hold his coffee cup.

 

[Acid X]

Hahaha, shouldnt this be in the comedy corner?

 

[vat_man]

Yeah, I got lazy. I'll see if I can use my newly acquired powers.

 

[vat_man]

Yoink!

 

[Puffy]

the feature of word

 

[viperguy]

hey puffy..
the second one

 

[Solid Fro]

Word XP

 

[viperguy]

 

[Puffy]

 

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