New Mcdonalds catch phrase

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"Now the Koala Baby Changing Tables in the restrooms have more weight stability plastic so you can supersize your baby as well!"
 
"McDonalds- The Second Best Use Of A Cow"
 
"McDonalds- Because you suckers will buy anything":lol:
 
"McDonalds- Because 85% of research says we can"
 
"McDonalds- The real alternative to hooking lard up to your veins"
 
"McDonalds- Because you have nothing to live for"
 
"McDonalds- Because KFC was 2 whole blocks away"
 
"McDonalds- Come for the food, stay for the law suit"
 
"McDonalds- Have you had your diherrea today?"
 
"McDonald's - We use 10% Meat, 90% Fat Burgers because we care."
 
McDonalds- Now cooked it 50% more grease!
 
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Di you see the ™ by meat? ;)
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If there TMthere meat that means that they makethere own meat. gross and i dont mean shiz I mean that they dont use chicken, beef or pork if they ever used pork.
 
"McDonalds' 99 cent value meal isn't actually 99 cents. you gotta figure in the cost of coronary bypass surgery." -George Carlin
 
You guys are horrible. First of all, McDonalds burgers arent cooked in grease, they are cooked on a grill and the grease coming off the burgers flows off teh grill into a catch on the side of the grill. IT really is beef/chicken/pork, they receive all hamburgers and chicken from factories just like burger king and jack in the box etc. does, and when the McRib comes back the factories make the pork. When you go into a grocerie store to prepare for a party and you get those stacks of hamburger patties that make it so much easier to cook, its the same exact thing fast food companies use. Dont even get on how badly cleansed the back area is, it is cleaned all day everyday to keep you guys from getting sick even though you talk like this. And time to clear up the whole business name thing.

WARMEL not McDonalds owns McDonalds. And all McDonaldeses are franchised, its not like theres one big McDonalds somewhere out there that runs them all. You guys need to walk into a mcdonalds one day, find a guy/girl in a white shirt, and ask them if you can tour the back area behind the counter. If they say no, say its the law that you can do that. I think it was made a law a little while ago. Hell ill even do it and bring my friends camera if i can get it away from him.
 
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You guys are horrible. First of all, McDonalds burgers arent cooked in grease, they are cooked on a grill and the grease coming off the burgers flows off teh grill into a catch on the side of the grill. IT really is beef/chicken/pork, they receive all hamburgers and chicken from factories just like burger king and jack in the box etc. does, and when the McRib comes back the factories make the pork. When you go into a grocerie store to prepare for a party and you get those stacks of hamburger patties that make it so much easier to cook, its the same exact thing fast food companies use. Dont even get on how badly cleansed the back area is, it is cleaned all day everyday to keep you guys from getting sick even though you talk like this. And time to clear up the whole business name thing.

WARMEL not McDonalds owns McDonalds. And all McDonaldeses are franchised, its not like theres one big McDonalds somewhere out there that runs them all. You guys need to walk into a mcdonalds one day, find a guy/girl in a white shirt, and ask them if you can tour the back area behind the counter. If they say no, say its the law that you can do that. I think it was made a law a little while ago. Hell ill even do it and bring my friends camera if i can get it away from him.
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Wow. We were all just having some fun. It sounds like you are the heir to Ronald McDonald, or something. I know they clean their backrooms and grill. I used to work at a Wendy's. I cleaned whenever there weren't any customers. I'm sayiong this stuff jokingly because I don't like McDonalds' food. I get sick every time I eat it. I can, however, stomach Wendy's, Burger King, and Taco Bell. I can't stomach White Castle or McDonalds and that can probably be assumed to be from the amount of grease on the burgers. McDonalds really needs to press their burgers better, it seems. Wendy's had a set way to press the burgers each time. Don't even get me started on White Castle. Even the buns are greasy.

Many of these "slogans" we have come up with are just poking fun of the proven high-fat content of McDonalds and the health problems they may cause. You can't escape the health risks of eating McDonalds. We were just poking fun of them. The only reason we're picking fun of McDonalds is that it is the biggest burger chain and the topic is about McDonalds. We could easily replace "McDonalds" with "Wendy's," "Burger King," or "White Castle." I hope you are able to take these as jokes.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go to Wendy's, now.
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