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This is an email my dad forwarded to me.
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
(USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:
1. The 'season' opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups , country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
I wish this where true!
______________________
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
(USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:
1. The 'season' opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups , country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
I wish this where true!
