No, Brad No Longer Has A Girlfriend

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That is why Time Machine is in Apple Mac OSX "Leopard". You can easily restore those photos with a click of a button with an easy to use interface!


/shill

And guys, get this...it's named after what it does! Isn't Steve Jobs amazing!
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Update!

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So for those who didn't know, Chelsi and I broke up about a week ago. Generally speaking, I'm not upset about it, but there was a lot of stupid stuff that happened that I generally don't understand and really don't care to understand.

I was informed, basically, that...





Bacon sandwich for your troubles:

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edit: Wait, she was 18 and you're 21?



Why the hell would you go out with or even consider confused 18 year olds? Get someone your own age.
 
Why the hell would you go out with or even consider confused 18 year olds? Get someone your own age.

Those are the best ones. Much easier to keep impressed and they tend to be more impressionable. 👍
 
Those are the best ones. Much easier to keep impressed and they tend to be more impressionable. 👍

Until they decide you're too good for them.
 
Who, the young girls? You need to sit outside the local highschool and recruit the preppy girls. You're so much older than them that they'll soon realize you actually are better than them (gasp!) and then they'll milk you for all that you're worth.






But at least you won't have to wait a whole week to get laid.
 
Did you seriously delete the hotness? SAGE, you're a freaking idiot. Surely you've got something left, right?

Btw, you're supposed to treat her like crap and talk amongst your male friends about how much of a dirty dog she was. I think.

I think he's suppose to show up to work drunk before that happens.
 
Generally I would prefer to date the in two-year range (remember, I'm still 20), so take what you will on that. She was more interested in dating me than I dating her, but I decided to give it a shot anyway, and I guess things can only turn out so well when its like that...
 
Thankfully I didn't have a case of Bitch Dependency, but yes it appears as though I could learn a lot from Katt Williams (aka A Pimp Named Slick-Back).
 
Well, women are dumb sometimes. What can i say?

You're still young, play the field.

Heck, i'm younger than you haha.

None the less, you can find another girl, just be confident. And make sure to take care of yourself.. No girl wants to date a bum. Even if you can't find a girl thats worth girlfriend material for any longer than a week, get with her and see how it goes... Every time you'll learn a little more about how the female mind works, and you'll probably get a bit o' the horizontal mumbo jumbo at the same time.

Or don't listen to me. however you want to do it. Haha!
 
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