What a let down. We ended up only looking at 3 bikes. The first was a silver/black '01 F4i up in Florence, SC that, over the phone, the kid told us was perfect. No scratches. No dents. Never been down, never been wrecked. 3,000 miles. Polished wheels, etc. We get to it, and the wheels weren't polished, they had been sanded with brillow pads, and had some aircraft strength stripper **** put on them.

Then we see all the scratches in the tank, the scratches on the headlights, the ****ing HUGE road rash on the clutch fluid resivoir thingie(or whatever the hell that black box thingie is left of the throttle, just below the top of the windshield). Then we notice the rash on the clutch cover, and the stator cover, and we notice areas on the frame where there are large amounts of road rash. I could tell my Dad was pissed because we just hauled a ****ing bike trailer 139 miles(getting 11mpg) for nothing. I told my Dad to ride it up the road for a minute to check it out, and see how it road(at this point neither of us would have bought it, I just wanted him to get somewhat of a feel for the F4i's). As he was backing out of the kid's garage he turned the bars to the right, and we heard a grinding noise, and noticed that the headlights were shorting out. He rides off, and I said nothing to the kid for about 3 minutes, and out of nowhere I just said, "You honestly believe someone's going to give you $5,200 for that?" He said, "Yeah, why not? Look at it." I said, "Are you serious?" I could go and buy an '03 with 300 miles in PERFECT condition for $6,300. I wouldn't even give you $3,000 for that bike." Then the ***** started getting all mouthy, and almost got his ass ****ed up behind his grandma's double wide, but my Dad rode back up. The first thing my Dad said was, "Look at this ****. When I'm riding straight, my right hand is almost touching the tank because these bars are so ****ed up. Derek, not only has this bike been down, but it appears as though someone dropped it out the back of a low flying airplane a few times." We left shortly after that. Very pissed off.
There was some other crap with that kid Derek, too. He said the bike had 3,000 miles on it, but the odo said 900. He was like, "Well, uhh, the previous owner had problems with the guages shorting out so he had to get a new set, but I can show you the title, or something, where it shows the last one's had 2,100 on them." He also showed us a receipt for some **** he had bought for it a week ago. "see, look, I just bought some new plugs for it last week." I said, "Derek, a 3,000 mile F4i wouldn't need new plugs if the damn thing had been flipped end over end, and upside down with oil leaking down into the plugs/cylinders fowling **** up." Ugh. This all happened like 12 hours ago, and I'm still pissed.
We only ended up looking at two other bikes. A yellow/black '04 F4i that the ****ing idiot wanted more for used with 1,800 miles than I could buy a brand new 0 mile one for.

And the other was a yellow/black '02 F4i that the guy said hadn't ever been dropped, or ever been crashed. Said it had 6,400 miles even on it. We get there, the bike is dirty as ****, it has deep gouges on both side of the fairings right below the frame sliders which were obviously added after the tard dropped/wrecked it, and it had 8,220 miles on it. It was built in July of '01 which technically makes it an '02, but I don't play that ****. Dude wanted full retail($5,900) for this bike, and it wasn't even really an '02. ****er.
I just don't understand why people feel the need to lie. When I sell something I take elventy billion pictures of it, and let everyone know of everything that is wrong with it(if anything) beforehand. I don't like to waste people's time, but apparently other people do. **** 'em.
Anyhoo, my Dad actually has to work Tomorrow and Sunday, so no motorcycle shopping until after that. Meh. Sorry for the long post.