Oh, oh, oh, I'm making a Ludicrous Claim®! Read the first post!

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I know right? :dopey:
 
Who knew liars could be so entertaining. :lol:
Double edged sword, that. For a liar to be entertaining, they have to be bad at it, which then moves them from the "entertaining" column to the "sad and attention starved" column, at which they're no longer entertaining.

And also, no fake ludicrous threads, thanks.
 
Can I add to this?

What looks VERY wrong about this screenshot..

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He's 18 but was born in 1995. I was earning "S"s in school and dancing to the electric slide in 1995.
 
He's 18 but was born in 1995. I was earning "S"s in school and dancing to the electric slide in 1995.
I was getting my learner's permit and asking WTF is this stupid dance?
 
I'm 18 in February and it's freaking me out already. I mean, in the beginning of 2015 I'll be considered as an adult. Damn, how time flies!
 
I was getting my learner's permit and asking WTF is this stupid dance?

Clearly, you aren't invited to enough weddings and bar mitzvahs with incipid DJs.

In fact, I'm not sure if a song like that ever charted; I'd never heard that or the woeful cha-cha-cha song ever on any radio station.
 
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I know that. But mid/late-90s kids being adults already is weird. And 00s kids are teenagers now? My god.
My twentieth high school reunion is next year. :sick:
 
TB
Not. Helping. Youngster. :lol:
I have a point, though... :p it's amazing to think, but it's kinda important to keep things in perspective. You still have another 30+ years (especially if you keep healthy) to do whatever you want, or to try to acheive your dreams..

Pfft. You're old. I'm going to be a Sophomore.
Every day still feels fresh now... I'm hardly old. The only thing is more experienced. :)
 
TB
Not. Helping. Youngster. :lol:

And get off my lawn.

What were living Dinosaurs like?:p

(And with that I bit farewell to GTP as I see someone chasing me with some sort of hammer)
 
TB
No guessing required:
That implies you didn't fail nor skip grades... Both of which could be entirely possible. :p :lol:



In seriousness, though... You've probably got 50 more years of banhammer.
 
Youngsters. Youngsters every where. No wonder this country, (and all countries) are in the 🤬 hole. Damn kids with their loud music and funny hair. Back in my day..................

*23 days of rambling later*

..................and that's why I decided to mow my lawn on Tuesdays.
 
I'm 18 in February and it's freaking me out already. I mean, in the beginning of 2015 I'll be considered as an adult. Damn, how time flies!

When I was a boy this way the date we all looked forward to.

One word.

Hoverboard.

EDIT: Sidenote, you may be considered an adult legally but it doesn't mean you are one. Remember that and don't try to grow up to fast. I didn't act like an adult until at least....er....it hasn't happened yet.
 
That implies you didn't fail nor skip grades... Both of which could be entirely possible. :p :lol:
I'm a dead average student - not held back, no grades skipped.
In seriousness, though... You've probably got 50 more years of banhammer.
Dear lord, can you imagine how I'd be modding at 87 years old?!? :lol:
 
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Dear lord, can you imagine how I'd be modding at 87 years old?!? :lol:
I just hope you're still the way you are now when you get there. :lol:
 
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