Online - Your most brilliant, unexpected and hilarious moments.

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Racing Skython11 at Nurburgring GP/F. I was winning until I ran wide at the chicane on the last lap. And then I was blocked.....
 
Schulze Motorsport GTR at Spa, 4 laps. Nailed RX7's and other GTR's under brakes to 3rd out of 10. Some GTR driving idiot decided ramming me was a cool idea. I gave him no room at Les Combes and he spun off trying to ram me.
 
Once I whipped out my Gold chrome Honda Odyssey in a room full entirely of cars you'd find in the Dream Car Championship. (And some LMPs and whatnot.)
We were racing on a randomly generated, quite narrow, Eifel track.

The entire pack wiped out in the first corner and me, being much slower off the line, cruised on past and took the lead. People were laughing for most of the race, two of them claimed they wrecked because they were looking backward, trying to figure out what on earth I was driving. I cam in 6th or so out of 10 and it was a 8 lap race (around that many at least). Anything higher than a couple miles behind dead last felt like an achievement to me.

That's also the only crash I'm proud of causing online. :D
 
I joined a japanese drifting room at tsukuba. Everything was alright in the beginning, did a bunch of nice drift laps. But then all of the sudden some guy started ramming the hell out of me (dunno why, i dont speak japanese) so I rammed him back a few times, bad idea! :ouch: Pretty much the whole server (16 players) switched to X2010s/tank cars and started chasing me like crazy. So I took out my own X2010 and the battle was ON! The whole server changed from drift to demolition derby. It went on for quite a long time too. It was hilarious. Just imagine seeing 16 players flying into you, blocking you, and trapping the hell out of you! :D very unexpected
 
Shuffle race on Spa, I was hanging out in second and third most of the race, and on the last lap I took the lead, I was then passed again before the final chicane and it looked like I was going to come in second, but the leader broke into a little powerslide and I went wide and ended up winning by .300 of second, probably one of my best shuffles races to date, it was also my first time ever driving Spa:p
 
Once, I was in a shuffle race on Daytona and me and 3 other guys had the same red Renault, so it was just a drafting contest. Unfortunately, I accidentally lost control and made one of the other guys crash.
 
Loving the new shuffle races, Nerby Norby in the rain, it shuffles up Yellow Bird, to myself I say "Yellow bird, in the rain, yeah I'm a dead man." Then lots of lols, didn't know my mic was on.

another shuffle race I get the new Nissan GT-R V-Spec, launch off the line and jump from 7th to first in an instant and have over a two second lead at first split (High speed ring), I just hear everyone saying wow and he's gone, look at him go! They never saw me again, it is an incredible car.

Every race in the Cappy Cup is also great fun
 
2 words. Yellow Bird.

Got one in a shuffle race and managed to finish 5th in a pretty crowded room on Spa. Damn how I love that car. Exited the room after the race and went to a Nurburgring free run server driving a stock Yellow Bird on sport hard tyres all night. Couldn't get enough of it.
 
Most hilarious moment: I was playing a drunk guy at Nurb GP course, went throughout the bus stop, he hi another car and went 200 ft up in the air. I laughed so hard. I'll upload a picture tomorrow :D :)
 
Miata TC's last night on Spa, 207 horsepower limit on racing hards, 6 laps against 5 others. The game glitched and gave me a 3 second start penalty leaving me in dead last, I managed to catch the entire field by the 4th lap and win the race by a car length! It was one of my best online races!
 
Just had a great race on Spa. In the last race I finished 2nd and the other guy first so we started in the back. We made our way through the field and at the end of lap 1 I was 2nd and he was 3rd. We were catching up on the first place and switched places througout the second lap.

His car was a bit faster, especially on the straights so I knew I had to pass the leader before the long straight on top of Eau Rouge to still make a chance. In the beginning of lap 3 I was on the tail of the leader and Eau Rouge was coming up. He made a small mistake and I almost bumped in to him but I managed to dodge it and overtake him. The other guy was held up a little by this but also overtook him on the straight. I could see him catching up and at the end he was on my back again. He had some more speed so I thought he would overtake me before the final chicane. But I managed to hold my lead and he braked too early for the chicane giving me the win by 0,7 seconds.
 
Today i was dealing with bad internet. Started last on Spa in a 550 pp race with my Evora. Due to the bad internet i started 5 seconds behind. i went from last (10th) to 1st on the first lap and went on to win the race with 10 sec.:sly:
 
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Today i was dealing with bad internet. Started last on Spa in a 550 pp race with my Evora. Due to the bad internet i started 5 seconds behind. i went from last (10th) to 1st on the first lap and went on to win the race with 10 sec.:sly:
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That was in my lobby:D I think I wasn't racing that race. You left after that race and then I had a nice fight with someone who copied you and took an Evora which I described 1 post above.
 
Eiger Norwand full room 5 laps. Two Lotus Evoras fighting for 1st place. Final corner the rear end steps out on me. I got pushed across the finish line sideways in 1st place. God I wish I saved that replay.
 
I schooled a kid driving an FGT with .. i kid you not.. a stock Camaro SS.. it was wearing sports hards.. almost beat him too but he nipped me at the very last second on the front stretch
 
I was driving along in my new mazda 6 on monza when the vitz two cars ahead of me intentionally took out a passing r8 race car on purpose.. Not wanting to have the mazda suffer a similar fate (i knew the mazda wasnt gonna get past without getting hit), I decided to hang back and mess with him.. I started swerving the mazda side to side making fakes on the vitz and the idiot fell for it, he started swerving with the mazda, he very clearly was paying more attention to the mazda behind him than the road ahead, because the second chicane wall came up on him, he slammed into it full tilt. I never saw the tail lights so much as flicker or the car even attempt to turn. i was already cracking up when i saw the vitz didnt set up on the outside of the track after the bridge.. when he smacked the wall i just died laughing, it was sheer brilliance
 
GTShadowKing
I had an hilarious moment when I actually won a race! :eek:
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lol :) 👍

Mine would have to be when I played soccer(or football whatever you prefer) with a little whit ka or something as the ball. LOL Funniest stuuff.
And the time when this total idiot was driving backwards but we didn't kick him we just kept ramming into hime instead lol:lol::lol:
 
First race on spa (before NA dlc came out). 7 of us racing, 4 in the front pack. Me in the Subaru LM Concept, one NSX LM, a Lambo, and an LF-A. The LF-A driver was sliding through almost all of the turns in the downhill section (using 3rd and 4th mainly). The order at the time was NSX LM, Me, LF-A, and the lambo and as we got out of the technical section the LF-A got a nice draft and shot down the straightaway until he got stuck in a sand trap xD

Then the lambo and I both tried to pass the NSX at the same time-going down the straight leading to the last two tight turns-and i got a 3 second penalty for ramming. Fortunately, it was right near the brake zone, and the lambo braked way too late, blocking the line the NSX wanted to take, so i got through to the lead, and then neck and neck with the NSX. Then I went too fast, got a 10 second penalty for going off track, the NSX got a 3 second penalty for ramming, and then the old mercedes DTM car which had been floating between the lead/back pack passed both of us for the win ;_;
 
abaxas
Always cracks me up when I see rooms called..

'Clean Shuffle, no spanish'
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I wonder why.. 💡

My favorite online races recently? Well, ran into a group of Yankees doing high speed runs on SSR7 in Group C cars while I was in a slightly modified Ferrari Enzo. One of them offered me 50USD for the setup for that Enzo since their Croup C's ended up drafting my Enzo at ~260mph.. :lol:
 
545 PP Sports Soft. I used my 1969 Corvette Convertible against LFAs, GT-RS, R8s, Murcielagos, etc and ended up 3rd out of 10 on Spa and 4th out of 10 on Laguna Seca. It's been an awesome night! :p
 
Hows this..

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5 laps race around GVE and me and the host managed to pull this off.
 
My most unexpected moment was the very first time I went on line and got kicked in my first minute just off the starting grid because someone else crashed into someone else and somehow apparently I had lag that caused this and I was kicked.
 
Was in a GTP-rules shuffle room the other night. Host put it on Grand Valley reverse and the race starts to about half the field thinking it was Grand Valley East... Subsequent laughter resulted. :lol:
 
I overtook a driver in shuffle on the first turn of Trial Mountain Reverse by jumping over them. :D
 
I was running a 27 lap Division 2 GT500 race at Spa with the gbrc. Most people were running a 1 stop strategy but I was running a 2 stop strategy. I had just got 4th and was chasing down third as I had fresher tyres. I had no chance of catching the drivers in 1st and 2nd as I was 51 secs behind the leader at start of lap 26 but as GT5 only measures to the leader I had to use that gap to see if I was catching third. By the start of lap 27 I was only 47 seconds behind 1st and catching third when just after La Source gurgle gurgle replaces roar. I was OUT OF FUEL!

Ended up having to coast the whole final lap and ended up 9th with a final gap of 2:55!

Nightmare but got to chalk it up to experience as the race was awesome.
 

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