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i am scared as fu(k, i've never been so scared in my life, and we have to wait three weeks, if within those three weeks if she doesn't have her period...:(
Last night i went to bed at 4:30 am, woke up at 6 to go to school and the first thing that came to my mind was that, then i got one of the stomach feelings (like when you're on a rollercoaster).
One of the problems is that if she is pregnant her dad is gonna kill me so are her 2 brothers, her mom is gonna make her keep the baby and my mom is gonna tell her to get an abortion.
To make it clear it wasn't all my fault, she was sober so who ever is blaming all this on me...fu(k you, i posted this for advice and for people to scare me (good job by the way to all those who scared me), i know i fu(ked up but there is nothing i can do now.
Just for the record, i'm not a pu$$y and i would never "bail", i fu(ked up, if she is pregnant i'll have to figure something out but i ain't bailing that's for sure.
All this couldn't've come at a better time, i lost my job 2 weeks ago.
thanx for the ones who helped and supported me, and fu(k the ones who didn't.
 
well, i can imagine you are scared as hell. If she is pregnant, your life will never be the same again.

But it's just like drinking and driving. Drinking and sex don't match.
 
Dude, we are indeed trying to scare you into never doing anything like this again.
We want to scare the crap out of you. This girl's pops may try to "scare" you to death.
I personally do not advocate getting married, unless you BOTH love each other. I do advocating supporting your child.
On the encouragement front: If you have to wait three weeks for her period, and IF she is fairly regular, you probably have nothing to worry about. She would ovulate next week.

Hope this works out for the both of you. Run right down to the corner drug-store and get the 12 pak of Trojans. Keep one in your wallet. Two in your glove compartment, one in the zipper pocket of your jacket, two or three in the front pocket of your back pack.
I also have to wonder why you were drinking to excess on a Sunday nite. As stated above, I can see Friday and Saturday...
Anyway, if I were in your shoes, I would take a vow to abstain from Alcohol for a long while.
Staying in control is cool!
 
Originally posted by Puffy
iTo make it clear it wasn't all my fault, she was sober so who ever is blaming all this on me...*** you, i posted this for advice and for people to scare me (good job by the way to all those who scared me)
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Well, it's good you're scared. If definitely took two to tango judging by your description of events.

Until the 'crap hits the fan', there's really nothing you can do. If she starts throwing up next week, big problemo dude - if she was sober, she'd most likely know when in her cycle she was. Have you spoken to her since the 'event'.

At least you're prepared to front up to the plate - tough call, though, My significant other's parents were forced to marry when her mother fell pregant with her - and her mother was only 16 at the time.
 
Originally posted by km
if she was sober then why wouldn't she say no :confused:
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That ain't how it works - girls don't necessariliy have to be drunk to have sex with you. I know this is hard to believe but sometimes they want to.
 
Originally posted by vat_man


That ain't how it works - girls don't necessariliy have to be drunk to have sex with you. I know this is hard to believe but sometimes they want to.
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so what your saying is the girl is a slut
 
It's always nice to know that Jerry Springer will always have a nice flow of white trash with no danger of ever running out.
Bith control pills are blockers, and only work if taken 2-4 weeks in advance to prevent the release of the egg into the ovaries.
 
no she isn't a slut, she's like me for a while (a long long while) so i guess she would've ****ed me no matter what, i was drinking Sunday night b/c we didn't have school on Monday or Tuesday, i drank on Monday too, i had to drink my problems away (didn't work).

oh and yeah i talk to her every time i see her, i was talking to her last time i replied, and i went over to her house last night at 3am b/c she was crying her eyes off.

i don't love her as in "i wanna merry you", but i love her in every other way, she's pretty much my best friend and she's my friends sister, that's two of the main reasons i would never bail.
 
too bad Jerry won't have me on his show, cuz i ain't white, well light skinned but i wasn't born in Crackerland.
 
at least you wouldn't bail, but I hope that she's not preg either.

about friend's sisters tho, my friend's sis is hot.. sorry

anyway, good luck dude
 
Originally posted by km


so what you're saying is the girl is a slut
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No - that statement bears no similarity to my comments whatsoever.

I gather it's a revelation to you that girls like sex.
 
Originally posted by Puffy
yeah girls and guys are the same, guys just get horny more often :p
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Well, if you're the age I think you are (i.e late teens), that's pretty well true - I think sexual peak for guys is around 19-20, and for women it's in their early to mid 30's.

That would certainly fit in with my experience - once the lasses hit their mid to late 20's they certainly seem to be a lot more amenable to that sort of thing.
 
For guys it's 16 beleive it or not, and for women it's around 30.

Vat you are wrong matey! :)

I still find it odd how druggers and drinkers get more gals then us clean people...

Ahh well...
 
Originally posted by MazKid
For guys it's 16 beleive it or not, and for women it's around 30.

Vat you are wrong matey! :)

I still find it odd how druggers and drinkers get more gals then us clean people...

Ahh well...
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and youve experienced sex then maz...and i mean sex with a woman not mrs palmer and her 5 kids.
 
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and youve experienced sex then maz...and i mean sex with a woman not mrs palmer and her 5 kids.
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:rotfl:

*falls off his chair, looks around like a dumbarse, climbs back on and reads that again, only to fall once more.*

dood, Maz is Big Pimpim' Daddy! he scores every night! ;)
 
erm herm...

Anything I say will get me in bad magumbo so I plead the 5th on this one...
 
Originally posted by MazKid
For guys it's 16 beleive it or not, and for women it's around 30.

Vat you are wrong matey! :)

I still find it odd how druggers and drinkers get more gals then us clean people...

Ahh well...
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Wasn't a bad guess off the top of my head!
 
Yea I know. Good guess. I somehow remember it from 8th grade health class...I don't think it's realistic though to most people...
 
Originally posted by MazKid
Yea I know. Good guess. I somehow remember it from 8th grade health class...I don't think it's realistic though to most people...
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Doesn't strike me as the smartest thing to tell a bunch of 13-14 year old boys!
 

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