Blake
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Damn damn damn, I need the password, it's TIME!
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Now this is going to be funny.
Hard!
Damn damn damn, I need the password, it's TIME!
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I know.We didn't just ban him for that. That was 1 infraction that took him over the infractions limit, as he had gained some other infractions in the past.
Uhm, actually he said "Go to hell"....
Seems that I've beaten the Tracy one.![]()
Damn damn damn, I need the password, it's TIME!
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Heh, my wife finally coughed up "the user name" last weekend. She remembered when she did it, so it checks out. However, she's never posted...My wife has an account, but she's only used it once or twice. It's probably expired by this point.
Copy and Paste from the PM's sent to find "ultrabeet's" identity....
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Originally Posted by ultrabeet
My name is something you could drive to work,
Thought not recomended, your arse would hurt,
I'm smooth and sexy, full of fun,
I can not resist a Sweetman's iced bun!
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Originally Posted by ultrabeat
Hmmm...are you a lawnmower?
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Originally Posted by ultrabeet
I find them sexy.
Ooh, ahh, a lawnmower you say,
Well I do like grass, mostly for play,
But a field of grass I could not eat,
So who be I, ultrabeet.
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Originally Posted by ultrabeat
A field of grass, that you play in?
The grass like my guessing must wear thin!
My next guess for this mystery man,
Is that this stranger is Ev-an.
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Originally Posted by ultrabeet
A Welshman you guessed, oh what a joke,
I should get a hose and give you a soak.
I love nothing more than Valley's green,
But a Welshman, ha, how obscene.
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Originally Posted by ultrabeat
Thou art not a Welshman, I hear thou cry
Then what nationality indeed, ask I?
I now guess wildly, without much notion,
Pray tell sir, livest thou across the ocean?
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Originally Posted by ultrabeet
I live in the south, down by the sea,
A proud Navy docks, near me,
Hope and Anchor, Fish and Chips,
Old people enjoy boring day trips.
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Originally Posted by ultrabeat
Now my guessing here doth brighten,
I ask thee sir, livest thou in Brighton?
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Originally Posted by ultrabeet
I've commited a henious scheme, trick and plot,
I've told you wrong, I kid you not,
Soon I shall reveal my name,
For I am of great GTP Fame!
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Originally Posted by ultrabeet
A second verse surprise, surprise,
Now one step closer to the prize,
The mods knew soon but did not tell....
...For my name is ExigeExcel!
It was so much fun i couldn't possibly stop on your first guess!
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Originally Posted by ultrabeat
B*****d.🤬
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I also got his first private message,
while eating good pasta and sausage;
but my only answer to his riddle,
was, what are you a beetle?
Though a poet I have never been,Well Vito you can join us
In all our rhyming games,
But one thing I must discuss
Is that your rhyming deserves flames.
I think it's a slang term for banned.
But who can say?
You know how sometimes, intead of spilled, people say spilt? Perhaps this applies to "killed" as well? "Oops, I got bant because I spilt acid onto Jordan!" "I only spilt it beacuse daan baant me." "When you get baant, it's worse than getting killt."Bant? What is this "bant" of which you speak?
Does anybody want a peanut?No more rhyming now. I mean it.
I'm a simple man, I don't need all this decorum.Oh man, that was the most awesome thing I have ever read on this forum!![]()
I said stop, you movie-quoting hippopotamic land mass.Does anybody want a peanut?
...ok.Oh so you’re saying more is not better?!...are you drinking G.T. juice? More IS better!!!![]()
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